Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Very often, we tend to "read between the lines". This is very dangerous. One should read in total. And not to be too quick to pick and choose random information.

The chicken or egg story: which comes first: Selling or Buying? If you did not SELL; I would not have bought the item! If you did not BUY! I would not have produced the item!

My dog is a west group person...

Having frequent: Conflicts, quarrels, disputes and legal problems? Blame it especially on Flying Star number #3.

1. Some Geomancers start off their careers focused on the facts and/or writing well "researched" information on Feng Shui. 2. However, many end up being greedy either when they were approached by business promoting "in-the name of " Feng Shui products. And even expanding to the sale of decorations to "beautify" the body.... such as jewelleries. 3. When the buying stops, the selling can! 4. Help please spread the word around! Feng Shui is scientific and no need to support those unscrupulous sellers.

Fix-the-leak, First is akin to applying elastoplast and help the wound HEAL!

Feng Shui Master (FSM): "Person or child plays lovely music?" Proud Mum: "Honestly unbearable! My hubby gets irritated by this!" FSM: "Don't want to sound cruel.. frankly this has more to do with common sense..then Feng Shui" Proud Mum: "Why?" FSM: "If child plays beautiful music, place the piano at a location so that the family can enjoy! But horrible music? Next to an opening such as a balcony opening.. and let the acoustics flow out of the house towards a neighbour's home" LOL Now you know why! LOL

Can I put a mirror behind my sofa right at the living room. Like the picture I sent you. I remembered you said ok. Thanks OK this has more to do with common sense. If the sofa seat is too close to the wall/mirror. The mirror may end up with hair oil and takes some effort to maintain. That's all.

The Art of Name Calling: Commercial = A General Manager or a Managing Director? Feng Shui? = Many Geomancers today are self-proclaiming also to be a GM = Grand Master/Mistress to satisfy their ego pangs...

In the US, we do hear stories that if a vehicle could accidentally plow into a lamp post. The lamp post is to be blamed for this! Similarly, often in real-life, when buying a home; these are external threats. And not easily moved.

In Europe, a grey car is harder to distinguish especially in conditions where there are fog... and where the road is grey.. that's why...

Oh dear! My back is against my bedroom door. MUM!, Please don't peep into my room! PLEASE. I am not seeing a blue film. It is the FAMOUSblue screen of death as my windows 95 died on me!

Ancient Chinese Toilets are literally a Walk Away from the house 1. In ancient times, the toilet facililty can be found outside of the home. 2. If you are one of those who has a phobia for a toilet at home; take a cue from some cases where the entire family use their condominium toilet for their daily business! 3. Hokkien saying " SIAO AH" (literally means) = Are You MAD???????

1. My parents made a mistake! Instead of fixing the leaks on our Ship; they turned a blind eye to it! 2. Instead, they continue to add more and more commercial products: Three-legged toad; laughing buddha figurines, kirin figurines and more! 3. By now, both my parents are most probably in the deep six! And the only one life-boat I am in now... is slowly sinking! 4. More bad news? I am now in Ice-land! If this life-boat sinks; I will not last more than 6 minutes in this frozen water! 5. By the way; this will be the end of our family tree! I am the last and only male in my family! 6. GOSH! We should have fixed-the-leaks!, first! 7. When the buy…

Who is correct? The doctor says or the geomancer say?

"I took a glance at a 50 year old cleaning maid" AND GUESS WHAT... they did NEXT to me.... I am now blessed with a new prison no. #5 PHEW! God Bless Me!