Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Top Secret! For your eyes only! You will be amazed what this figurine can do for you! It can manufacture manure to make fertilizer for your plants! GREAT! BULL-SHIT!

This is the way this lady interprets the Five Elements concept and is applying it closely..... A world's first! And erh! luckily, she is bald. Or is her baldness caused by all these? earlier.. when she used to die her hair a different colour each day? Nowadays, she wears a matching coloured wig each day....

Can someone help us to break the spell of bad luck on our family?

Some of us have specific qualties to look for in our future partner. This lady's specifications are based purely on compatibility in the Chinese Horoscope! www.lovesigns.net

Many brightly coloured toads are poisonous! So is this one! Keep clear! Use your money productively! Bring your family for aholiday instead!

It is interesting to note the following: 1. Migration of Chinese dialect groups / clans 1.1 Taiwan - Majority of the Chinese originate from Fujian province and are known as the Hokkien. 1.2 Hong Kong - Cantonese is the predominate Chinese dialect group. Majority migrated from the Canton province. 2. Calendar System Used 2.1 Motherland China: Main calendar: Chinese Lunar Calendar System While mainly for farming the Farmers use the `Seasons calendar' known as Hsia or Xia Li. 2.2 Taiwan: Calendar System: Chinese Lunar Calendar System Majority of this group of Chinese, especially the practitioners do not speak or understand English. You seldom hear their voice in the internet…

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I am disturbing a RAT....

Auto-suggestion is an important "Human-luck" tool... And don't forget about it!

Some Feng Shui practitioners list out the `cons' of keeping a fish tank: 1. What happens if the fish dies? 2. To some practitioners, water is like wealth. So pouring away the water in the fish tank (for example: maintenance) is like pouring away wealth.

There are strange signs. In some places.. there are even stranger signs.... How about "No begging" please?

THE MAGIC OR GOLDEN SQUARE OF MATHEMATICS - APPLIED IN THE FENG SHUI RULER - 17 INCHES OR 43CM 1. The Feng Shui Ruler is used to measure the length, breadth and height of rooms, doors and furniture as certain dimensions and proportions encourage good fortune. 2. The Feng Shui Ruler shows which measurements are auspicious, and which ones should be avoided. 3. The Feng Shui foot is exactly 17 inches or 43 cms. 17 inches is almost identical to the standard imperial foot. 4. The Feng Shui foot was derived from the side of a square, where the length of the diagonal of a square is the square root of two. Western mathematicians called this the "Magic Square…

Today, client is collecting their keys to the new apartment @ Prive EC. "Must bring along my pet?"

1. Feint ignorant of the Flying Star Feng Shui and end up applying Trial and Error Feng Shui. 2. What is Trial and Error Feng Shui? It is simply like throwing a coin: Heads or Tails! Statistically, you end up with 50-50 chance of getting it right / or wrong!

Meet the Feng Shui " Genie " who grants a WISH!

Yes, I really do have buddha ears! Check me out!

1. For sure, to progress in Heaven, the higher one climbs, the better! 2. In Hell, the lower one goes under the better one gets!

Can you find my home?

Feng Shui Master says: "It's done"