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What has diabetes to do with Feng Shui? Kidding me or what? You mean that I can get Type 2 diabetes if I stay here? Read on... Click here to have a better understanding of the disease....

Rule 1: The boss is always right! Anyway luckily.. "he's" not my boss! And I really don't know it's gender! For this reason: Rule 1 does not apply to me-:) Location: Redhill / Henderson / next to City Vue SERS Hey! Look carefully! Are you blind???? I was not run-over! This was my home for the past 6 years. Know why????

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*Note: This is purely fictional* If you got a weak heart or can tear easily... do not read further! Smartest Class Prefect (SCP) : “After I FINE the person who vandalised the lift, I will be fine!” Teacher: “Why and how much is the FINE?” SCP: “ I get a commission from meeting my quota! The FINE is $1,000/- Per advertisement.” Teacher: “Mentally calculating in her head.... and suddenly Fainted” SCP: “Anyone knows why teacher fainted?” Another student: “That’s her part-time job! Can’t blame her! She has to pay the school car park fees!” SCP felt very guilty and also fainted! An update: SCP fully recovered! But sad news w…

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Location: HDB Atrina, Buangkok, Singapore Lets put the window grille to good use.

It looks like this... Please help spread the word: “When the buying stops, the selling came...”

I got three protection charms:- Hahaha! You only got one:-

Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack

Even if the word “Fu” is yo be placed upside down, not like this. But should be a “diamond“ shape.. LOL Highlighted this to the coffee show staff at Bukit Batok West Ridges..

Three gods wanted coffee for breakfast. Two others wanted Chinese tea! And yes, look here:- Above: Far left: tea; Far right: tea. The rest are three cups of coffee black For information: the coffeeshop is praying to what is called: “The Five Ghosts”: North, South, East, West and lastly the Centre god = Five in total.

NO: ERP, Auto-lock, kidnap! Am Chinese

This is one view point:- Accused: "What? You think this is 1940 in Nazi Germany or what? Crowd: "Who cares! Just Hang Him!" Subsidiary Proprietor (SP): "This makes my day!" LOL

When the buying Stops! the selling can!

What is Snake Oil Feng Shui? 1. Create some spice and pepper (mystic) = publicity stunt to attract the gullible. 2. This will sure to create some attention for some. 3. Bait them and let them come and eat more of such snake oil Feng Shui. LOL 4. Most likely these are the same people who will ask their clients to buy, buy and buy from them. LOL

Location: 241 Hougang The only cushioned seat.. and the cat knows how to take a power ? lol

SEO is like an addiction to drugs! It is artificial and once addicted, the drug user may face withdrawal symptoms. Hence, need more SEO! LOL This is ugly side of SEO. But this is precisely what they want of you. LOL

God: “Yes, I know!” God: “It’s a pain to wear false teeth!” Follower: “You can always crown your teeth!” God: “I know! But all the dentists I trust are now in hell!” Follower: “You are God. Surely you can bring them up, here!” God: “I told them so. But here we only serve cold dish. Down under, they can have all the roasted meats, satay, beer, wines. And any other high cholesterol meals!” God: “Here, we only serve healthy food! Oats, veggies and plain water!” Follower: “Sir! In that case, please do me a favour. Sent me down also!”

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Often, if a client quotes a Hotmail account or it's sister outlook or any e-mail system belonging to Micro-the-Soft, my e-mails may often bounce! Especially if one sends an attachment. Frankly, what is an email if one cannot be allowed to sent attachments? If so, once I had sent an e-mail; I will always follow-up with an SMS or a Whatsapp for local clients. And sure enough.. lots of time.. they do not receive my email. I have to then ask the client to check their spam folder. Hot mail is really too hot to handle... P.S. If not for the need to keep old clients reports and the need to use Smartdraw 2002, would simply have moved to A…

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