Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Did the elephant made it as one of the 12 Chinese Astrology signs? YES/NO? Maybe? Next-time?

This is the ONLY company that gives you a Warranty THAT WITHIN TWO WEEKS after purchasing our 3-legged Toad, you will get a win-fall! Next time, when you buy any Feng Shui products INSIST of such a guarantee (warranty)

In the past, when someone dies in a home, the person is carried out with his legs, first out of the bedroom door / entrance door......

Does MONEY fall down from the SKY? YES/ NO ? YES! Correct! Money falls down from the SKY for sellers of commercial products...

Yes, I have a secret affair! Not that kind of secret affair! But a secret affair with the Feng Shui emporium! You see, I love to buy all sorts of (rubbish products) from? From the Feng Shui emporium! My wife recently found out as I left a paper trail.. max all my credit cards.. and the rest is history... bills, bills, bills and bills!

1. Do you know when Fast Food Feng Shui, began? 2. Is Fast Food Feng Shui, with us now? in 2009? or has it completely exhausted itself? What do you think?

I am trying to grow wealth for my home! However, or unfortunately, for some homes where either exceptional wealth luck is trapped somewhere or it has bad facing direction littered with lots of inauspicious stars in many sectors of the home... no matter how one tries to squeeze luck from such homes... it is like an uphill task. Or it is like even before going to a Casio; we are already handicapped by the Banker's "luck" or mathematics of luck weighted towards the Banker...

Are you sure it has excellent QI? Wait till a tornadoe arrives and the whole Class 1 stuf disappears! OOPS!!!!

Your wealth is now our wealth. Your debt is now you and your family's debt. Go jump! Please make our day! We have made all we can already from you! "Feng Shui Emporium"...

In Management, we learn that no two situations are exactly the same. Thus no two homes are exactly identical....

Why do I prefer? Definitely living on a landed property : ground and 2nd storey high themost. But, but, but... what about staying at 50 storeys at high rise block? Nah! I still prefer the Feng Shui from the ground floor! Yap! No thank you! Why? See attachment, please!

Hmm... what did the geomancer say?

A weak wood person may complaint that he needs more? WOOD!

Imagine, if the whole world can be in harmony... no race issues...

As a strong metal person, my wealth element is Wood. Just imagine a block of wood. With my metal tool, I can curve out a beautiful piece of art. Yes! I am Michaelangelo.. not just any Tom, Dick or Harry...

A dragon with five claws is reserved only for the Chinese Emperor. While a prince may wear clothing with a dragon motif but with only four claws.

Does it matter what a place is called? Did you arrive on a refugee-ship? So what is this Boathouse Residences about?

There are very auspicious dates for everything even this!.... Please select the one with *.gif instead - Thanks.

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Black or white? Dark or Bright? Hard or Soft? Obama or Mclain? Ebony or Ivory?

Boss says so! No more coffee breaks for all these loafers!

" May the force be with.... "