Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

What story! Don't be lazy! Go figure it yourself! If you really can't understand, this; it implies you are relatively poor in Shapes and Forms observation! You might like to consider experiencing more time and effort under Flying Star Feng Shui! Trust me!

Singapore is famous for all sorts of fines: Speeding over street limit; Eating in MRT Trains; Spitting; Littering; Using handphone in a moving vehicle and lots more.... In China, it can be the traffic jams and worse-off; try crossing a road when the "GREEN PEDESTRIAN MAN" is on... total nightmare!

Another eminent warning about buying useless Fung Sway products! This warning comes in the Four official Singapore Languages: 1. English 2. Mandarin 3. Tamil 4. Malay When the buying STOPS! The selling CAN!

Althought there is such a thing as hourly or even "minutes" Feng Shui, ask yourself a question: Is it practical to do so? This BOSS thinks it is practical! BUT, his staff don't seem to think, so... So who is correct?

Feng Shui Emporium has several contradictions: 1. All goods are sold as-it-is. For example, when you buy their three-legged toad; there are no warranties to say that after buying it; you will win lottery within 6 months time. 2. Although Feng Shui Emporium has a Complaint Department... it is very difficult to make use of it... Hmm... I wonder... why?

A west facing home may result in family members becoming "suntan". For example, in a high rise with many parts of the home facing west, direct afternoon bringing UV lights may penetrate several living areas of a home!

I followed my Geomancer's advice. AND one better! My Geomancer told me to place 9 roses at my romance sector at SW! I thought I could be better off! So, I placed 999 roses, instead! AND THE REST IS HISTORY! I sat, there, and HOPE, HOPE, HOPE! But my neighbour, simply utter a line to this beautiful girl: "Are you free this Sunday evening, I have two tickets to a show" YES, THE REST IS HISTORY! History for me, but a new beginning for that guy ! SUCKS !!#*#*(#($(

If Geomancers have their way, the U.S. Treasury Department's new logo could look like this:-

Promise me! Please hang an auspicious painting in our living room, please?

What is auto-suggestion & self-fulfilling prophecy about? It is said that if one were to scold a sheep or a cow = stupid; this will not lead to auto-suggestion. But if one were to scold a child : stupid, stupid, stupid! The child may end-up being stu-pig!

This is a rough sketch of the SITE-PLAN of THE EAST WEST condo...

Can you not only spot the dragon but see it gently embracing the tiger?

It's truly a lemon and tastes so... so... sour!

We have millions of baterial in our mouth. Most of them are bad ones....

1. If you want to look youthful; in my opinion, never become a politician! 2. Just observe many hardworking Cabinet Minisiters and one realise; how fast they age! 3. Could this be one of the reasons, why so many smart persons don't bother to become politicians?

I am very, very afraid, that oil from the ground may run out before I retire! Even if my geomancer says oil is still good; my heart says go with AIG! With tax payer's money... what can go wrong? RITE?

My Geomancer's Keywordsare : UP! UP! and AWAY!

Is this child's play? YES / NO? Not sure?....read on...

Who told you that our condo may have snakes? Make a Guess...

Are there any other methods of getting rid of staff instead of paying them retrenchment benefits?

I believe I have found the mother of all holy grail of a water position! Got to seek the advice of a Geomancer on this issue...

When the buying stops, the selling can! This product will certainly be guaranteed to enrich the SELLER! Remember: Before engaging a Feng Shui practitioner, check their website to see if these people sell any commercial products! Don't get cheated by them!

This is an incident; the Great Admiral Zheng He came across during one of his travels to South-Asia...