Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

How nice if the meaning of the place brings good luck! The billionaires lodge or The multi-billionaires Mansion... The Addition also not so bad right? How about a development called “The Subtraction?” This is the placed called The Addition:-

The Bait: My Feng Shui fee costs only $2/-. But I will sell you lots of commercial products in the name of Fung Sway!

To some, Fast Food Feng Shui is here to stay!

Which Feng Shui Master also makes a difference! LOL

Hahaha!

Maybe one way is to do this....

I followed my Geomancer's advice. AND one better! My Geomancer told me to place 9 roses at my romance sector at SW! I thought I could be better off! So, I placed 999 roses, instead! AND THE REST IS HISTORY! I sat, there, and HOPE, HOPE, HOPE! But my neighbour, simply utter a line to this beautiful girl: "Are you free this Sunday evening, I have two tickets to a show" YES, THE REST IS HISTORY! History for me, but a new beginning for that guy ! SUCKS !!#*#*(#($(

Learn why? See the huge message? ”Get All Your 7th Month Offering needs Here!” Does it mean that HGs are now attracted to a Hypermart?

From 99 to FREE! Many have woken up to the fact that that "99" is not forever yours! While "999's have 700 years remaining.. what the heck! Better than 99's lah! But still not FREE! Many years back, actually, the price of freehold (flats) are either slightly more expensive or even cheaper. As often, not directly near to MRT station(s). Nowadays... the smart ones.. have opened up their eyes... RULE #1: The Government is always RIGHT" Why? If government wants to acquire any land, refer to RULE #1, that's why!

Hi Sir/Madam, 1. Please understand this: 2. Ask for a Quote:

*Note: This is purely fictional* If you got a weak heart or can tear easily... do not read further! Smartest Class Prefect (SCP) : “After I FINE the person who vandalised the lift, I will be fine!” Teacher: “Why and how much is the FINE?” SCP: “ I get a commission from meeting my quota! The FINE is $1,000/- Per advertisement.” Teacher: “Mentally calculating in her head.... and suddenly Fainted” SCP: “Anyone knows why teacher fainted?” Another student: “That’s her part-time job! Can’t blame her! She has to pay the school car park fees!” SCP felt very guilty and also fainted! An update: SCP fully recovered! But sad news w…

Can you let me know where are the leaks? (Wealth leaks) not the plumber!

Never be too trusting of people proclaiming themselves Master or `King' of Feng Shui. Perhaps, they have good marketing skills but may have little else. If not sure, go for `word of mouth' or check on what they provide.

This is Cop-on-TOP at Toa Payoh Trellis Towers He is holding a radar gun + he takes speed readings of the REAR end of vehicles = very sneaky...I must say... He is seated at the YELLOW arrow:

Feelings ...

What’s in a number

This lady prefers RED....

What do you think? Customer: “Of course the hawkers are happy! Hawker food but restaurant price! Hahaha”

In the past maybe if one joined the CIA or Special Forces.. maybe they provide you with such training....

This is bullshit!

Rule 1: The boss is always right! Anyway luckily.. "he's" not my boss! And I really don't know it's gender! For this reason: Rule 1 does not apply to me-:) Location: Redhill / Henderson / next to City Vue SERS Hey! Look carefully! Are you blind???? I was not run-over! This was my home for the past 6 years. Know why????

Smart families

Just S.O.S. my Feng Shui Master!