Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

What is so bad about seeing three chimneys from one's living room? Is it because of air-pollution?

What a beauty! Beauty is "forever?" TRUE/FALSE?

The green dragon is suppose to be in a gentle embrace with the white tiger. How about, instead, a snake with 4 heads in a siamese twins X2?

Oh dear! Do not tamper with the fans. Anyone doing so may be referred to the Police. What an unusual or rather "weird" signage! GOSH!

1. Imagine, if there is a signage to represent a home at a "T-Junction"; and if this sign was done up by a Geomancer; do you know how the sign would look like?

I score full marks in my Flying Star Feng Shui calculations! SO WHAT?

Who cares! So long as one is born with something!

Does the 666 Organisation provide us with a Credit (Charge) Card? Is there any limit and expiry date? No limit. Yes, the expiry date is equal to the day when we gain your SOUL!

Standing inside the door looking outwards.... any "suspicious" objects facing the door? YES/NO?

Let's say two persons lost their Handphone. Who is most likely to get their phone returned? While whose phone would be lost forever? IPHONE 4S or NOKIA LUMIA 800? Most likely, the finder of the Nokia Lumia 800 finds it so cumbersome that they literally returned it to the owner.... while as for the iphone 4S? It's history!

Many say.. nothing is free! Wait! If you had bought a home that has openings (windows) facing the afternoon sun, don't you think that you will be getting free suntan? It's free rite? What wrong with free? Tell me?

In order to buy from me, you must check your element and strength. I only sell to those who fit ...... this criteria... What is it?

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In this newly completed HDB building project; workers are not allowed to go to sites like Facebook... Oops! sorry! sorry! This is not an office environment; but rather a construction site! Therefore how can construction workers get hold of their own personal computer(s)! But rather... the workers on this construction site were instructed not to sleep and eat inside the multi-storey car park... Most likely the supervisorsof the developerare worried that sleeping in the car park can be harzardous for their health. For example, a vehicle may just roll and kill the poor worker who is sleeping on the job!

Dear Members, 1. I recalled, in one of the messages that someone was told to bury `treasures' at corners of the house and even the center of the house. 2. It did him no good and `wealth' does not seem to come easy. 3. Fortuantely, I believe, these `treasures' are merely tokens. But they still cost some money. Either paid to the practitioner or purchased elsewhere. 4. Here, I call this `Credit Card Feng Shui'. For all you know, the person may have purchased it through his credit card and still continue to pay his `unpaid bills'. As we are aware, credit card interest rates are astromical. Here are some caricatures, which, bring light to `burying' wealth at wealth sectors. …

1. The "sweetest" or the most popular words in the English dictionary are: I or me. 2. Do you know that for every forum message (in this forum) that appears on-line viewed by the public, there are approximately 60 percent that were left "UNVERIFIED". 3. This forum is only a GENERAL Advice forum and not a SPECIFIC we do it for you forum. 4. Thus, if the message has to you with "I" or "Me" type of questions, then, it will remain there forever.... At least of few thousands of message are left in that folder. 5. There are some messages that were moved to either the: Sorry, In-depth Review Needed or Samples that were not replied to. In general, these questions should …

There is a first time for everything. And there are all sorts of tables. This table unfortunately says that someone has perhaps taken a leg or too of it? Is this the reason why, they place a "warning" sign above it? So sorry, it would do injustice to the table if I posted a photo of the table. Instead, what I captured was the actual sign above it......... hmmm on first glance, the table don't look "handicap" to me Location: Marsiling Lane Food Centre

Under Flying Star Feng Shui, and depending on Shapes and Forms, if a sector has been found to have metal elements e.g. double 7's: #7 represent metal element. Metal element with Water element (twin combination) can enhance the Qi at that specific sector. However, hopefully, this sector can be found at the frontage e.g. living room area (or balcony). Metal with Water is a good combination....

The Water Dragon Classics (600 AD) deals with REAL water and MACRO Feng Shui. Some of the inauspicious shapes found in this caricature are meant for large districts not just a single home senario.

The Key Success Factor to UNDERSTANDING Feng Shui

Never buy a CLOCK as a gift to a Chinese!

WARNING: THIS IS A PRIVATE BEDROOM SCENE! IF YOU HAVE ANY YOUNG ONES NEXT TO YOU, PLEASE IMMEDIATELY, SHUT OFF YOUR PC! WARNING, ACTUNG! REALLY BLUE --- ILLUSTRATION AHEAD....