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Interview excerpts with the MD of the Feng Shui Emporium:- Interviewer: "Sir! Why is the "US" so huge and "you" so small? " MD: "Under Symbolism in Feng Shui, I was told the bigger the fatter MY FISH (which means "US" the better!) While I remembered "YOU" should be small." Interviewer: " Now I understand! Can I ask you a favour? " MD: " Sure! Go Ahead!" Interviewer: " Thanks! In this case, I am asking a refund of $56,000 for all the useless products my wife purchased from YOU! I mean US, no I mean U. What ever "

Is there such thing as an auspicious length and width for a Company Signage?

Minister Khaw once said something like HDB flats ain't getting smaller....

Advice?: Don't stand below a durian tree with a durian fruit above your head.

My step-father consider this as the VERY BEST cure for a "poison arrow" or sha qi aimed at his home's main entrance!

Under Pillars of Destiny... what element does circular shapes represent? For example, if your dining table is circular?

3 = inauspicious number of steps...

Lack of romance? ....

Royal Bank of Scotland = Scottish (British) Bank. We are "British" and not American! That is the reason why we have to ask the QUEEN and NOT Obama!

Most likely one can find "spirits" dwelling in wells!

Congratulations on your home purchase. This house is very suitable for you!

1. As the CFO was not happy with her Boss's comments on her "lousy" company logo; 2. The CFO handed a resignation letter and formed a new company. Guess what name did she choose. 3. Today, this CFO is a multi-billionare and owns vast amounts of shares in many Shipping companies all over the world.

Let this head-hunter extraordinary share with you his advice on types of jobs under each different decade!

Sleeping at a good sector or sleeping facing a good direction? Click attachment...

Primary colors Blue, Green or Red? (Some include secondary color Yellow)?? The most Yang Color is RED. Followed by pink & violet spectrums.

YES / NO? .....

Once upon a time; prior to the year 2010; Geomancers were literally called: a Geomancer or Master (si-fu). Today, tomorrow and always. Today, some Geomancers decide that this is not enough! They want to be called something else. Under Symbolism, it ain't good to be a Grand Master... there are dire consequences, here. You may just be imortalised when you R.I.P.! Or rather... it means... you are close to or near to your date with R.I.P.! or YIN Feng Shui. (YIN = dead) Morale of the story? Who should be called a Grand Master? It simply means, your time is nearly up!

Symbolism is important in Feng Shui. "I made sure that my entire house (kennel) is painted RED. As RED is suppose to be the most YANG element or colour! " "Yet, strangely, this water position directly in front of my home looks so ghostly!" I understand that a swimming pool or pond should have curves for best Feng Shui. But cannot be like this design? I am puzzled, confused, scared! Will my Feng Shui wealth drain away?

Source & Credit: WOULD YOU DRINK FROM THIS? LOL

How come always being rejected? Blame on #3??