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The hospital doctor mistakenly gave me the wrong H20 "solution"...

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Many say.. nothing is free! Wait! If you had bought a home that has openings (windows) facing the afternoon sun, don't you think that you will be getting free suntan? It's free rite? What wrong with free? Tell me?

Fried rice (This one): claims that it can clog arteries and gives a heart ❤️ Attack? Don't believe?

WHEN THE BUYING STOPS! THE SELLING CAN!

More often, one does not put their hearts into it..... If the inputs are rubbish; the result is also rubbish! G.I.G.O. GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT. "Leave them be"

Do you know what a gate of purification; looks like? Many of us may have seen it in some of the "street fighter" type of games.....have you seen one close?

These are some of the considerations when relocating a stove:- 1. Check the second floor and make sure no bed is directly above the stove. 2. Ideally, stove especially those with burners is against a wall to prevent flame-out and danger of flames coming towards a person - if the stove is left standing in the middle of a room where there is no walls to prevent strong winds from blowing across the stove top. 2.1. If so, have to use those "flat" stoves that does not have open or raised hobs. Have to use those flat-top stoves such as those induction or electrical type. 3. Symbolically, it is not ideal to open the main entrance do…

Have you ever eaten Sharks fins? Yes, this man had eaten at least 30 kilos worth of sharks fins in his life. Now, he has to pay with his life!

My geomancer pointed out that my home is in a cul de sac!

My bedroom has MS#5 with WS#5; my office has MS#2 with WS#5, my study has MS#5 with WS#9... and more...

These people did not listen to their geomancer! Instead of enjoying M8W8B8 (Mountain star #8; Water star #8 & Base #8) They are now suffering from N1H1

Huh? Why poor Shapes and Forms!

Once, I was asked this question: How come Geomancy.net does not advertise in any print media such as newspapers or magazine? "Geomancy.net enjoys lots of referrals and is highly visible on the web!" If one has to advertise on the print media to showcase one's website; this is really bad!...... In order to be successful; people Search thru the web rather than vice-versa! I remembered clearly... 8 years ago; every year; someone from the Yellow Pages would call me up and "desperately" ask me to advertise in the Yellow pages. I said NO! Even at that time; I never even bother to collect my Yellow pages Directory. And suprise; there were around two years that they hand…

Nowadays, one does not travel alone. And on hoildays, the whole family travels together. You can't tell the father that he is not suitable to travel with the family to Canada. Nor tell the mother that her best destination is Iraq. Or tell each family members to travel separately since A is suitable for the North; B West, C East and D down under.... (South)........ In my opinion, such article if written serves no logic to the family nucleus. The travel site perhaps has run out of ideas on their articles?

1.Real water in a bath tub = water element rite? 2. How about the tingling sensation of getting a electric shock? Hmm... fire element? Yes or no?

All Chinese are very particular about getting married on an auspicious date! In fact, 99.99% of all Chinese do check that their wedding date is auspicious (or not).... Some even placed a string on their finger "Don't forget....."

Wave Bridge at Punggol (Next to Punggol Poly clinic) Clue: “look at the railings”

Yes, why do you need to meticulously label each pillar at the void deck of blocks of flats? Once in a while, I would visit an older estate. And in this case a certain HUDC estate in Hougang. Here, all pillars and even facade of each block has been labelled. The only reason, I could think of is this..... Town Council Staff: "Sir, can I help you?" Concerned Resident: "A car just rammed into the pillars at my block". Town Council Staff: "Sorry, Sir! I need the pillar number". Concerned Resident: "Shouting excitedly : PIllars no. C2016 , C2017 and C2018" Town Council Staff: "Please hold while I check with the structural engineer"... Concerned Resident: (the upper floor collap…

God: “Yes, I know!” God: “It’s a pain to wear false teeth!” Follower: “You can always crown your teeth!” God: “I know! But all the dentists I trust are now in hell!” Follower: “You are God. Surely you can bring them up, here!” God: “I told them so. But here we only serve cold dish. Down under, they can have all the roasted meats, satay, beer, wines. And any other high cholesterol meals!” God: “Here, we only serve healthy food! Oats, veggies and plain water!” Follower: “Sir! In that case, please do me a favour. Sent me down also!”

The fun is nearly over.