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I understand if a person is born naturally with a mole on their face. They did not plan for it. BUT, the frontage of a house is man-made. Man design and create it. How's this house with one of the ugliest moles on it's facade!

If you are doing D.I.Y. Feng Shui, it is best to follow this advise.

All Chinese refer their birthdays to the Chinese Lunar Calendar. As the word `Lunar' suggests, it can also be called the Chinese MOON Calendar. It is easy to know when is the start of each month or the start of Chinese New Year. For example, Chinese New Year is when if you peer towards the sky (in a clear day) and when there is a FULL MOON, it is more likely either the 15th of the Lunar Month or the First day of a new Chinese Month. This is also the rationale why there are 15 DAYS in a CHINESE NEW YEAR.

Erh.. what you mean by Up mountain, Down water? Simple: All units are UP there! While all basement area enjoy "down water"! OIC! down got water! That's true!

Look what I have done to the cards? Or rather.. what has the cards done to me! Boo... Boo.... Boo.. sob.. sob.. sob.....

In some photos, ghosts can appear as white mists...

Is Feng Shui based on science or art? Or both? Although, the science of Feng Shui is important. The art of implementation is equally important!

Ssssssh! I am a newbie:- I DEMAND to know my WEALTH SECTOR AND I DEMAND to know what is the EXACT ENHANCER! AND I DEMAND that you let me know NOW! (OPTIONAL - BUT IMPLIED!)

If you or your family members is falling sick often, most likely....

How is it like to be ignored? If you are not alone, find out more from this lady! Her husband keeps on igoring here. The world seems transparent to the husband. Clue: He has a very high fever!

It is far worse to practice the wrong things. I know, finding a reliable FS practitioner is quite difficult, but at least, give the following a thought: "Even if one finally practises D.I.Y. Feng Shui, do it moderately. It is not like picking up a cook book and stirring in all the ingredients .... " I remembered a year back when one doctor, took a book on Feng Shui. At each chapter, he would apply a certain enhancement. For example, after reading a chapter, he would paint his door a certain colour. Looking at it from a lighter side, "What happens if the first few chapters contains introduction. And the final chapters say, sorry, the above are no good. Here, is what you…

1. Titanic was considered the unsinkable! 2. As there such thing as an unsinkable ship/boat?

Do you agree with these two statements:- 1. Save for that rainy day... Erh? How to? I don't earn a million bucks like politicians... 2. Charity begins at home.... How to? When we bring in so many foreigners...

Yes, for the last 5 years, every morning, I climbed steps and cycle up the steps: "All for the sake of "Career enhancement." I ended up paying hefty medical bills for worn out leg-joints plus costly repairs to my bicycle.

OWNER: What? How can your heavy mountain star that weighs 30 Kg go missing?? Please?? DESIGNER'S WORKER: No, it is made of lead! No one will ever want to steal it, please? OWNER: How about Lex Lutor? The villian of Superman fame?

My new husband formerly had a very powerful gun: equivalent of the US Assault Rifle AR 15 and/or Russian AK 16. Today, my husband is 70 years old. He assures me that he still posses a gun, abeit what to do.. not so powerful one... To be frank, today, his gun sometimes do jam alittle and sometimes, his gun needs something like viagra to rejunivate it... As for me? My Biological clock has stopped! When we were young, we always... felt that we should wait until later to have children... BUT... time had past.. and what to do; I literally ran out of fertile eggs... Oh gosh! By the way; I had not introduced us: My husband's name is: Smith & Wesston Leeand my name i…

For every landed property, usually there are THREE very favourable sectors where drainage flows OUT of the home. Normally TWO sectors symbolise Wealth and often ONE sector signify the owner will have POWER and AUTHORITY e.g. in politics or even become the Head of the company....

Symbolism is a powerful word in Feng Shui. What something symbolises is very important. Avoid hanging paintings with skeletons or skinny souls...least a painting that reminds one of old age.

All fools started as innocent persons. But thru their GREED, they soon become FOOLs of themselves! Leaders are born-with? Fools will always be fools!

For some, things are always not that smooth...

When installed, this built in cabinet MAY look beautiful. But, just look at the interior.... how ugly can it be? The interior is literally made up of patches of scrap wood ........ beauty is only skin deep....

Our home is guaranteed to enjoy double auspicious #8 at the frontage! As we can always, change the direction of our home's frontage! Can your home do that? Don't tell me that your double auspicious #8's have landed at the kitchen area. What a real PITY!

Is it a dragon that will soon turned into a snake with fangs? Sounds familiar? : CSM

Thanks to the Feng Shui emporium. Thank you for making me a commercial successful to those greedy fools! When the buying, Stops; the selling, Can!