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The Boss vs the worker....

This is bullshit!

Can you offer me all three assurances: Cheap, Good and also fast! Good service Cheap won't be Fast Good service Fast won't be Cheap Fast service Cheap wont be Good

In the year of the OX, there will be lots of "constructive" competition! Make sure that you "delight your customer"

These are some of the considerations when relocating a stove:- 1. Check the second floor and make sure no bed is directly above the stove. 2. Ideally, stove especially those with burners is against a wall to prevent flame-out and danger of flames coming towards a person - if the stove is left standing in the middle of a room where there is no walls to prevent strong winds from blowing across the stove top. 2.1. If so, have to use those "flat" stoves that does not have open or raised hobs. Have to use those flat-top stoves such as those induction or electrical type. 3. Symbolically, it is not ideal to open the main entrance do…

1. In the west, there were studies / reports that GREY cars are prone to greater accidents on European and Western countries. 2. The study suggests that grey cars "blend" with the road especially during dusks and low light conditions; and the fog. 3. In Singapore, once upon a time; RED cars were considered accident prone especially when these cars did not have the compulsory third brake light and their brake lights were rather dim. It was felt that when such cars brake; the brake lights were less attention getting. 4. Nowadays, in Singapore, it does not matter! In my opinion, a high number of so called Sonata taxi drivers drive like Formula One racers... And many S…

More often, one does not put their hearts into it..... If the inputs are rubbish; the result is also rubbish! G.I.G.O. GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT. "Leave them be"

Red is considered auspicious! BUT colour of red is also a call sign of Loan Sharks!

Sorry, I am unable to grant you THREE wishes! http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=1&mid=32634&new= I am a wizard specializing @ DOGS. Call me the DOG WHISPERER instead...

To some, Fast Food Feng Shui is here to stay!

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Traditionally, Feng Shui practitioners may advise their clients to place the sink slightly higher than the stove. Today, this is still done. But, in Singapore, there are now at least over more than 2,500 condominium developments with at least over 30,000 units. And majority if not all condo kitchens have the stove and sink at the same height or level! As those who stay in a condominium are considered as "middle income or higher" this is a consideration for not following "past" tradition.

If not sure whether a dustbin can affect your wealth; always use a "covered" dustbin. Or those "designer" type that looks nice.

For the first time, you will now learn why the zebra never made it as one of the 12 Chinese zodiac signs... By the way, the Tiger is one of the 12 signs The Koala bear also did not make it .... why? Chinese Zodiac signs, here:- http://lovesigns.net

Activating the mountain star

Another park but different signage on Control That DOG

1. Many Chinese Kung Fu films have this story line: " He became an orphan as his parents were murdered by the villian. When he grows up, he is usually an apprentice of a Kung Fu Master. And he gets beat up (sometimes badly); In turn, he picks up more skillssomehow from experts who took a pity for him. Hegoes to revenge his parents. Got beaten up again. He made several discoveries e.g. like observing how a praying mantis hunt's it's prey or how a cockle (chicken) kills the centrepeded... And he practise theskills and ... finally, he ventures out to seek his enemy and kills (overpowers) the enemy! Most often, he lives happily ever-after... "

Many of us fear living in either a haunted house or a house that may invite Dracula or Count Dracula and his cronies the vampires... You can also try to avoid getting your home haunted by not using curtains with these colours... "YOUR CHOICE! YOUR HOME!" Invite the Count or the Spirits... really it is up to U!

What is Fast Food Feng Shui? Since 1980's, many just pick up a book on Feng Shui: 101 ways to improve your Luck.. and then start to buy this-by-that.... This is what Fast Food Feng Shui is about..... "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing!"

A proper Feng Shui triage is required to understand the problems and find solution(s) to it.