Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Never be too trusting of people proclaiming themselves Master or `King' of Feng Shui. Perhaps, they have good marketing skills but may have little else. If not sure, go for `word of mouth' or check on what they provide.

Yes, a large bowl can activate the water position. Remember, not a tiny bowl with a tiny small ball!

Advice for men: Never, never allow the kitchen to be of equal size to the living room or even bigger! Else, your partner will dominate you "like hell!" You don't want a situation where, she becomes the boss of the home. Just imagine! Your wife becomes the Minister of Finance and Defence at home! And YOU? Well, a Minister without any portfolio! Hanpecked? Well, make sure that the size of your home's kitchen is as small as possible!

Sshh....Becareful!

Overall, a painting is considered auspicious if:- 1. If it has animals in it: The animals must not seem to be ferocious, hungry or stalking a prey. 2. The animal figurine must also not look like they are under-nurished. (A bit plum is good). Look at this `auspicious' painting... what do you think?

Under symbolism in Feng Shui:- 1.1. Avoid painting ceilings blue colour; 1.2. Avoid blue coloured roof tiles for landed property roof; 1.3. Avoid windows or doors using blue tinted glass or paste blue coloured sun-x film...

Many of us today have to use various skills in our work. For a CEO, he/she has to recruit, reward, plan strategies, coaching, delegate and even fire staff! When evaluating which element one's career is:- 1. Which industry are you in? E.g. Banking (Metal); 2.Which is your main job function? Sales and Marketing (Fire)

Remember: When the buying stops, the selling CAN!

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1. As I have always mentioned that many of the "Feng Shui" concepts have more to do with commonsense or cow-sense! 2. For example, what is this rubbish talk that one must qi circulating below the bed as it is no good sleeping without any "air circulating" below a person when sleeping. 3. Many millions of people all over the world simply sleep onto a surface area. For example, the Japanese would roll out their tatami mat in the evening to sleep and each morning roll it back. 4. However, a "fixed" platform bed has other significance, as it cannot be removed; unable to vacuum or even mob the floor where the platform bed sits..

How to tell when a deity is placed in a wrong location? Look at its eyes... Click on the attachment to find out:) Warmest Regards, Cecil Lee P.S. Part of the caricature is a *joke*

WHEN THE BUYING STOPS! THE SELLING CAN!

Not to long ago; even in the 1930's to as late as 1960's; a marriage broker may recommend a wife. And sometimes, the potential (rich) parents-in-law; would want to know what theyare "purchasing" for their son. More importantly,the girl would be asked to stand-up. And in particular; the bride-to-be's mother-in-law would inspect the girl's features. She would start to look at the legs andknees for any "deformaties" or "irregularities"and at the ball joint area. She will then look at the girl's hip and facial features. Howis the girl's nose? sharp or flat shaped; ears; cheeks: high or low. All for the sake that if her son were to marry the girl; her future grand children wou…

Volvo ? for life?

Someone says: "I want to jump down this building" The officer says: "Go ahead! Make my day!"

Are you drunk? Or are you practicing some kind of Kung Fu? Called Drunken Kung Fu?

The pen is mightier than the sword? Knowledge is power? Erh... found a worm in a book? = Bookworm?

Hey! I look so adorable!..

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You are indeed a "sucker" if you don't buy this fabulous item! Previously US $1,000 now selling only US $18.88! Hurry, while stocks last!

Please don't kiss me! I am not pretty enough! Kissing is unhealthy! You kiss me, I kiss him, he kiss her, she kiss who??

Few people owe money to a Geomancer!

The chop-stick is not compatible to the Western fast-food = Hamburger! Chop-sticks allow us to eat only bite sized food; one at a time. And this is the key to more healthy way of eating food.

"I will play with a person's greed" to sell more and more Feng Shui products! Who cares if the product is a modern invention!I will just tell the "victim" this is a wealth vase! For lots of money $$$$ luck! For your romance buy a twin mandarin duck! And your romance will automatically prosper!