Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Sitting under a beam, 2hours per day, per year... gives me the headache!

Let's arrange marriage for our children on 08.08.08! Even Chinese who have been under Communist Rule no longer feel or belief that marriage in the Chinese 7th Lunar month is inauspicious!

For every landed property, usually there are THREE very favourable sectors where drainage flows OUT of the home. Normally TWO sectors symbolise Wealth and often ONE sector signify the owner will have POWER and AUTHORITY e.g. in politics or even become the Head of the company....

Please, please, don't ever let my wealth drain away from my landed property, plse! I beg you!

In the past, when someone dies in a home, the person is carried out with his legs, first out of the bedroom door / entrance door......

Symbolism is important in Feng Shui. "I made sure that my entire house (kennel) is painted RED. As RED is suppose to be the most YANG element or colour! " "Yet, strangely, this water position directly in front of my home looks so ghostly!" I understand that a swimming pool or pond should have curves for best Feng Shui. But cannot be like this design? I am puzzled, confused, scared! Will my Feng Shui wealth drain away?

Symbolism is important in Feng Shui. When someone passed away, often, at the wake, three joss-sticks are (were) lighted up and presented to the person paying their respects. A row of three parallel or same-height lamps..is symbolic of this at home.

For an existing business, when replacing a sign; remove the existing sign and place it mid-way not bring it down to the floor! Only when the new sign has been put up, then bring down the old sign totally!

Commonsense approach to Feng Shui? Space Clearing does help!

Did the elephant made it as one of the 12 Chinese Astrology signs? YES/NO? Maybe? Next-time?

Promise me! Please hang an auspicious painting in our living room, please?

Ssssssh! I am a newbie:- I DEMAND to know my WEALTH SECTOR AND I DEMAND to know what is the EXACT ENHANCER! AND I DEMAND that you let me know NOW! (OPTIONAL - BUT IMPLIED!)

Can you find my home?

It is no big deal! Nothing secret about this....... old method .....

What a beauty! Beauty is "forever?" TRUE/FALSE?

Practising traditional Feng Shui... many of it's methods if used properly should lead to the same.. outcome...

Standing inside the door looking outwards.... any "suspicious" objects facing the door? YES/NO?

Behind a "bush", someone called out for HELP! Sorry, what do you mean? Elder bush or younger bush? How can a bush "call for help?", please?

Tell me! What has Feng Shui to do with Lehman Brother's bankruptcy? How come some Feng Shui practitioners use Feng Shui to create complicated sound like "Lehman Brother's derivative products?" It should not be so complicated!

If Geomancers have their way, the U.S. Treasury Department's new logo could look like this:-

Hey! We are not counterfeiters! We are the Treasury! Quick! What is the fastest way to accumulate wealth? Call MY GEOMANCER, NOW! To: the White house and Treasury, first!

Black or white? Dark or Bright? Hard or Soft? Obama or Mclain? Ebony or Ivory?

"Search and Destroy" Flying star #3 to improve Human (Man) Luck!

Is there such thing as an auspicious length and width for a Company Signage?

Althought there is such a thing as hourly or even "minutes" Feng Shui, ask yourself a question: Is it practical to do so? This BOSS thinks it is practical! BUT, his staff don't seem to think, so... So who is correct?