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External Shapes and Forms Feng Shui is very important! Often, if your building does not "suck" your neighbour's wealth, nevermind! Just make sure that your neighbour does not suck wealth from you building! For example, Development Bank of Singapore HQ are squarish: earth building. While United Overseas Bank is tall and thin. Much like a tree or belonging to the wood element. Under the Five elements concept, imagine wood element as a tree with roots. The roots, will gradually penetrate the earth and "suck" wealth from it.

A west facing home may result in family members becoming "suntan". For example, in a high rise with many parts of the home facing west, direct afternoon bringing UV lights may penetrate several living areas of a home!

Nowadays, eight out of ten Geomancers sell products! Even a Judge said that he was previously CONNED into buying such a product! Where is the SELLER now?

My Geomancer told me PINK is my favourable color. MY BOSS AGREES!

Never buy a CLOCK as a gift to a Chinese!

Which Theory to Apply? Boss?

Did you get your mountain star correctly? Oops!

What has the Grand Duke & 3 Killings to do with the Compass School of Feng Shui: Eight House concept? ZERO, NOTHING! Nothing better to do? Too free during the recession? Huh?

1. A white collar worker's office is in a cosy air-conditioned office. 2. A blue collar worker's office is at his work-site. 3. A cook's office is in his kitchen. 4. An army officer's office is usually at field training. 5. A housewife's office is her home. 6. A swimmer's office is his swimming pool.....

1. A home is much like buying a car! 2. Imagine, you have a family of 8. And you own a China mini-cherry car or a 4-door saloon. No matter, how, you cannot squeeze all your family members into this 4-door saloon. You can, but you may have to tie two family members on the roof, and squeeze two more in the booth! 3. Some homes are like a run-down 20 year old hyundai car. No matter how much you Feng Shui the home, it can only run as bad as this gass guzzler and always break-down car! You cannot imagine that after the Feng Shui of the lousy home, your home or car can become a Ferrari or Mercedes S class!

1. Feint ignorant of the Flying Star Feng Shui and end up applying Trial and Error Feng Shui. 2. What is Trial and Error Feng Shui? It is simply like throwing a coin: Heads or Tails! Statistically, you end up with 50-50 chance of getting it right / or wrong!

Doctors may need to examine a sick patient and conduct some tests. And only after the test findings can the doctor, understand your health problem(s). With Feng Shui is the same thing. Even a Feng Shui practitioner needs to gather as much facts and even chart out the "birth-chart" of a home to understand better the situation, before they can "prescribe" cures or enhancements for a home. Thus many good Feng Shui practitioners doing professional audits would:- 1st Visit to clients home or office: Use their Luo Pan (compass) and scan the external and internal environments. And get a copy of the layout plan and all relevant personal particulars of the family. (The Fe…

1. The Rich gets richer, and the poor is always getting into a vicious cycle of poverty! 2. Ignorata: The Rich invests in quality analysis. Even in Feng Shui, they, employ the best available methods and techniques. The Poor? Not only asks, but demand answers! Many stay in a tiny home and yet, pile their homes with "junk" commercial products... No wonder, they always get into a rut or vicious cycle of poverty! Even squeezing out their last hard-earned money to enrich sellers of useless commercial products! Serve them right!

All fools started as innocent persons. But thru their GREED, they soon become FOOLs of themselves! Leaders are born-with? Fools will always be fools!

1. Do you know when Fast Food Feng Shui, began? 2. Is Fast Food Feng Shui, with us now? in 2009? or has it completely exhausted itself? What do you think?

Says who? Says who? Says who???

OWNER: What? How can your heavy mountain star that weighs 30 Kg go missing?? Please?? DESIGNER'S WORKER: No, it is made of lead! No one will ever want to steal it, please? OWNER: How about Lex Lutor? The villian of Superman fame?

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Under the Eight House concept, it is pure and simple: EBONY OR IVORY. YES or NO! Are you working in a good sector? Yes or No? Are you sitting facing a good direction? Yes or No? What else do you want out of this theory or concept? This concept is either Yes or No? And there are no such things as BUT, IF or MAYBE! The saying goes a miss is as good as a mile! Are you working in a good sector? NO! Are you sitting facing a good direction?NO! JUST TOO BAD! NOTHING ELSE CAN BE DONE with this concept! It is YES OR NO! NO BUTS, IFS or MAYBE, please! If the baby is 3months old and cannot even stand-up, how can you make the baby run, please! You have to maximize your …

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You are indeed a "sucker" if you don't buy this fabulous item! Previously US $1,000 now selling only US $18.88! Hurry, while stocks last!

What is so bad about seeing three chimneys from one's living room? Is it because of air-pollution?

Flower of romance can be of any kind! A water feature to the right side of the main door can lead to roving eyes! Roving eyes of whom? Can be either party! How about placing a mirror (or highly reflective glass surface?) This is symbolic of roving eyes of the husband ... where the mirror is said to reflect on the stove making the home have TWO stoves! One stove for the wife and the other for the "mistress".