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I understand now. Thank you

Can you offer me all three assurances: Cheap, Good and also fast! Good service Cheap won't be Fast Good service Fast won't be Cheap Fast service Cheap wont be Good

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Last year, I visited a new client who had stayed in an existing condo for a few years. As I walked past a display shelf, I can't help but noticing a photo of her son with his handwritten words: "I want to be "The Rapist" when I grow up?" I was DEEPLY SHOCKED! Huh? What? As I composed myself and suddenly realised that the son had broken the occupation into TWO (2) words: THE & RAPIST. He should have closed the gap. If so, the word now becomes: "Therapist!" Got it? Get it? Hahahaha....

Feng Shui can help to aid in conception or for those trying to have children.

Go ahead! Make my day! Source & Credit: Unsightly, all right!

I cannot be at two places at the same time. LOL

Yes, for the last 5 years, every morning, I climbed steps and cycle up the steps: "All for the sake of "Career enhancement." I ended up paying hefty medical bills for worn out leg-joints plus costly repairs to my bicycle.

Today is my very inauspicious day... and I am driving.. or told that I should drive safely and keep to speed limits. And the night before, havesufficient rest. If not, I am suppose to take taxi rides, instead.

I'm a virgin! But please read the FINE PRINT!

Or it should be the other way around? Black stout disguised as Carlsberg “black?” Is there such a Carlsberg beer?

I dare you:- IF IT DOES'NT TASTE GOOD, TELL US. IF IT DOES, TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

Sometimes we have to be sensitive with such issues...clue: "who is older?"

If Mohammed will not go to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed.

What do you do if your home is a landed property and starts with House No. 1?

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This recipe is not about ONE plus ONE = three or four! This recipe is about an sms to a stork for help!

In the Casablanca condo in Woodlands; How many ways to say NO? Around the Swimming Pools NO littering NO pets NO smoking NO eating No rollerblading No cycling No loud noise

Remember: When the buying stops, the selling CAN!

Tell me, tell me! Who does not want: HEALTH, WEALTH $$$$$ & HAPPINESS!

In some photos, ghosts can appear as white mists...

These are in English. As stated. Not rocket science English. It is also not in Greek. Plain English, please

In the past, some geomancers have proclaimed jewellery in the name of Feng Shui. This fella now uses the name of Feng Shui in order to sell US plants: " Feng Shui plants". Furthermore, the claim is 2013 Feng Shui plants. Wonder what 2011 Feng Shui plants looks like? or a 1960 plant looks like? No price for guessing wrongly... What ... also says "GOLD Feng Shui principles"... Have never heard of Feng Shui principles that come in all flavours: Gold, silver? bronze? platinium? What next? When the buying STOPs, the selling CAN!