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Life's Like That

  1. Really, how do I know your restaurant serves good tasting food? This restaurant solves the problem! You will know that it serves good tasting food even before you buy from them!

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  2. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Hmm.. Female, first, then Male, then Female then Male or Female, first, then Male, then Gay?

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  3. On one side is Punggol Residences (still under construction - at least another 8 more months to go), on the other side of the road is Punggol Sapphire (partial TOP)

  4. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Hmm... wondering what does this sign mean? "Sense of Taste?" Location: newly TOP Oasis at Elias condo in Pasir Ris

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  5. Once upon a time; prior to the year 2010; Geomancers were literally called: a Geomancer or Master (si-fu). Today, tomorrow and always. Today, some Geomancers decide that this is not enough! They want to be called something else. Under Symbolism, it ain't good to be a Grand Master... there are dire consequences, here. You may just be imortalised when you R.I.P.! Or rather... it means... you are close to or near to your date with R.I.P.! or YIN Feng Shui. (YIN = dead) Morale of the story? Who should be called a Grand Master? It simply means, your time is nearly up!

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  6. Started by myfs_140469,

    Many of us fear living in either a haunted house or a house that may invite Dracula or Count Dracula and his cronies the vampires... You can also try to avoid getting your home haunted by not using curtains with these colours... "YOUR CHOICE! YOUR HOME!" Invite the Count or the Spirits... really it is up to U!

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  7. Another signage found atNEX Serangoon...

  8. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Maybe this is more appropriate? The fat man should not have more than 2 partners?

  9. These TOILET CUBICLEs (for the elderly)signs are NOT REAL. Can you figure out which signs are for WHOM? Cubicle 1 : White person Cubicle 2 : Black person Cubicle 3 : Chinese (Yellow skin) Cubicle 4 : Gay person

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  10. This signage is located at the Ang Mo Kio Hub. The signage actually says "NO DUMPING ALLOWED"

  11. In this newly completed HDB building project; workers are not allowed to go to sites like Facebook... Oops! sorry! sorry! This is not an office environment; but rather a construction site! Therefore how can construction workers get hold of their own personal computer(s)! But rather... the workers on this construction site were instructed not to sleep and eat inside the multi-storey car park... Most likely the supervisorsof the developerare worried that sleeping in the car park can be harzardous for their health. For example, a vehicle may just roll and kill the poor worker who is sleeping on the job!

  12. Started by Cecil Lee,

    The stall holder is admiring her stall.. YUP! the All GOD's Beverages... Most likely, those who drink her beverages would like ascend to Heaven!

  13. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Oh dear! Do not tamper with the fans. Anyone doing so may be referred to the Police. What an unusual or rather "weird" signage! GOSH!

  14. For those who had visited my astrology site: Lovesigns.net Did you, pause for a moment to look at the photo of a " Prehistoric idea of beauty, Carved 30,000 years ago."

  15. Started by Cecil Lee,

    This signage says: "BEST STALL FOR RENT" If this STALL is so great; why is it being abandoned by a previous stall-holder or owner??? Note: This food-court is in the NorthLink Building; 10 Admiralty Street. This industrial building alone has at least four food-courts.

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  16. Mind your language? ACTUAL Signage says: "Camera in Surveillance" Should this sign be changed to: " Surveillance Camera in Operation?" P.S. Location: Jurong Point Shopping Complex Annex

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  17. Another eminent warning about buying useless Fung Sway products! This warning comes in the Four official Singapore Languages: 1. English 2. Mandarin 3. Tamil 4. Malay When the buying STOPS! The selling CAN!

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    • 4.9k views
  18. Started by Cecil Lee,

    This is a very good signage "We buy junk and sell antiques. Some fools buy and some fools sell"... Previously, I took a photo of the back of the shop.. here goes the frontage!

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  19. Started by Cecil Lee,

    In 2031 onwards... this will most likely be the senario Here's the "good news"... If you can understand the two graphics; clap; clap; clap.... you do have a higher "Shapes and Forms" factor i.e. better abstract understanding... If you don't seem to understand these two imagines; so sorry; either you have an extremely low IQ in the abstract area or you better stick to your FLYING STAR Feng Shui!

  20. The Geomancer has already confessed that he can't be bothered to change his work directions YEARLY! The Geomancer also cited an example that many people themselves so long as they stay in a same home and occupy the same bedroom (room); majority don't change their study directions on a YEARLY basis! And the Geomancer has also stated that most likely, your Feng Shui has no staying power! Most likely in a YEAR's TIME your Feng Shui is like "GONE WITH THE WIND". Therefore, you are a FREE MAN OR WOMAN OR NEITHER; why suffer each YEAR to find which directions NOT TO sort of THING! SIAO!

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  21. Started by Cecil Lee,

    What's the big deal? Boy or Girl; so what??

  22. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Are you sure it has excellent QI? Wait till a tornadoe arrives and the whole Class 1 stuf disappears! OOPS!!!!

  23. Recently, I got lots of misses.. as they say a "miss (missed oportunity) is as good as a mile!"

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  24. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Interesting: WE BUY JUNK AND SELLANTIQUES SOME FOOLS BUY SOME FOOLS SELL

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  25. Started by Cecil Lee,

    This is an incident; the Great Admiral Zheng He came across during one of his travels to South-Asia...

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