Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

The Five Elements can be represented either by colour or shapes:- RED or PINK = FIRE, BLUE = WATER, SQUARE=EARTH, GREEN=WOOD & CIRCLE=METAL" Reference: http://talk.geomancy.net

I always prayed hard for a car! BUT the colour of this car sucks! It's RED = girls! GIVE me a BLUE car, please!

A dragon with five claws is reserved only for the Chinese Emperor. While a prince may wear clothing with a dragon motif but with only four claws.

Alternatively, one may consider the automatic gardenwatering type of system. There are many brands. One of which is:- http://www.hozelock.com/watering/auto-watering/complete-kits.html

My Geomancer's Keywordsare : UP! UP! and AWAY!

More often, one does not put their hearts into it..... If the inputs are rubbish; the result is also rubbish! G.I.G.O. GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT. "Leave them be"

My Sincere Apologies, this one SEXIST. But is for real. No bull-shit. And did occur in the past! If you may be offended, please leave this page, now! I DID WARN YOU! ============================================ YOU WERE WARNED! ============================================ Wanted: Healthy production unit! Wow! This title sounds more like an assembly line and nothing near being human! In the past, in the 1800's to 1960's even; some very rich Chinese families; especially wealthy overseas Chinese ladies or Tai Tai would want their son to marry a woman that can bear him children. For security, many children so that the probability of having a male son would be higher. A…

Yes, you made some improvements. But how much is your improvement? Oops! To confess, I drank less, just pass motion....

Oh my GOD! My wife's smelly feet kills! The smell is unbearable! BUT, hey no choice! She is an East group person while me? I am a West group person!

Hmm... sorry, this photo was taken immediately after my wife had ran away with our DOG! Just imagine! THE DOG is more important than all of US! Can't blame us for looking... like this rite???

WHEN THE BUYING STOPS! THE SELLING CAN!

This owner values something more than the rest! WHAT IS IT?????

Most likely one can find "spirits" dwelling in wells!

Can you tell which spider web is of Chinese Origin? Which is akin to the Mad Cow Disease? Which is like the lights on a Christmas tree? Unfortunately, no prize for the correct answer (s)

Yeah! I am returning to haunt YOU!

Not everyone is born with a silver spoon! Usually for every 1,000,000 person, the 1,000,001 person is born with a silver spoon! Do you know of anyone?

How best to safe oneself? Set a good example? Eat vegetables only?

Multiple choice question: a) No. 1 is the mountain star b) No. 2 is the mountain star c)No. 1 and 2 are mountain stars d) No 1 to 4 are all mountain stars Correct choice? = d

Is it possible that every person who had ever owned this home; has died an unnatural death in this home? From the first owner to the last owner? By the way, please take note that JON, the 5th owner died in January 2010. Call this a house of calamity or house of death!

Are there any other methods of getting rid of staff instead of paying them retrenchment benefits?

1. For sure, to progress in Heaven, the higher one climbs, the better! 2. In Hell, the lower one goes under the better one gets!

Some of us have specific qualties to look for in our future partner. This lady's specifications are based purely on compatibility in the Chinese Horoscope! www.lovesigns.net

Advice for men: Never, never allow the kitchen to be of equal size to the living room or even bigger! Else, your partner will dominate you "like hell!" You don't want a situation where, she becomes the boss of the home. Just imagine! Your wife becomes the Minister of Finance and Defence at home! And YOU? Well, a Minister without any portfolio! Hanpecked? Well, make sure that the size of your home's kitchen is as small as possible!

In my Chinese horoscope, I am a rabbit! And based on the CHinese horoscope, my worst pairing is with a rooster! We rabbits are not compatible with the rooster, that's for sure in this caricature!

Some of us consider our home: PERFECT! However, in Feng Shui, few if ever do we find a home that is 100 perfect in terms of Feng Shui or Fung Sway! Most or all homes will sure have some Feng Shui faults or other. These faults can be ranked in terms of how bad the "leak" or "leaks" are.