Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

This Feng Shui Emporium is called THE TOUCH ME FENG SHUI EMPORIUM. Learn more about it's successful practises.... If it is touched, it is SOLD!

Can you help me? I am a weak water person! I need lots of METAL!

Can Osama help?

Her birthday is coming soon! Quick! What should I get for her? Equally, she behaves like a log in bed! A piece of wood!

A chairman of a company recently did a retrenchment exercise for his company... Check out how he does it...

Show a picture to different persons and you will most probably get different responses!

What does it mean or symbolise? A pot of gold?

My home is the most secure home on earth! 24 hours security, 3 course meals daily and more!

Yes, I really do have buddha ears! Check me out!

Agree?

1. Please tell me about this new condo: specifically which block and stacks are good. 2. What you mentioned is not enough! I want to know what cure it is for the stack. 3. Can you also comment on the layout plan.... The landscape, the site, the block, the stack, the layout plan....

5-2-9!

My geomancer pointed out that my home is in a cul de sac!

An UP arrow sign signifies progress....

"We MUST respect our ELDERS!" Multiple choice question:- This is the famous words uttered by:- a. Confucious b. a Singaporean lady lawyer c. President Obama d. Castro of Cuba Answer? = b. a Singaporean lady lawyer (mentor)

Once upon a time, this organization had given approval for it's executive committee (EXCO) to spent not more than $20K each time. Now, an auditmay be considered to see if the EXCO had wrongly overspent their money on useless Feng Shui products!

1. Insurance studies had shown that red and grey cars are more prone to accidents. 2. In addition, in some countries it is illegal to use the cell phone without handsfree aid!

1. She is a marketing executive for a Feng Shui Emporium. 2. She is highly motivated by all her bosses! In fact, she found out that all her bosses have paintings and mottos of : You & US behind each of their desks! 3. She has commissioned a famous artist to create a suitable "You & US" painting! 4. And this painting is now proudly displayed behind her seat! 5. In general, the painting is about YOU (like a waiter, be slaved into buying) her products! 6. She hoped that her boss would be very happy with this new additional painting! And one day, soon, she hopes to be promoted!

We have millions of baterial in our mouth. Most of them are bad ones....

In a survival situation, do we think of the basic necessities or "luxury" items?

1. It is a modern invention. We can sit on it. 2. It has it's own "room". 3. Usually, in a public place, it is separated into: "Boys" and "Girls"...

We must buy this in the name of Feng Shui! Sorry, you must buy this, NOT ME! STU-PIG!

Down-Under! Not Up, please! Many of us, we brought up to think that we should aim to go to Heaven! But, some people, felt that Heaven is really no fun! Cannot smoke, cannot practise Feng Shui, cannot cheat on spouse, cannot gamble, cannot this cannot there... so for this group, they feel that it is meaningless to go up there! This group prefers to go down there!