Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Tell me, tell me! Who does not want: HEALTH, WEALTH $$$$$ & HAPPINESS!

How did he know that I am from the Feng Shui Emporium? I mean? How did he know? Or what gave me away! ANY CLUES? ...... It's YOUR BRIEFCASE STU-PIG!

1. Some of us think that everything revolves solely around Flying Star Feng Shui! 2. The maxim: Location, location, location! 3. Here: Location, location, location simply means SHAPES AND FORMS Feng Shui prevail over the Flyin or Freckin Flying Star Feng Shui! 4. Thus, don't just eat and sleep on Flying Star Feng Shui! 5. Just imagine; even if one has a perfect score under Flying Star Feng Shui i.e. within the four walls of a home or apartment; but everythin else crumbles outside of the four walls! 6. Please take note that: we can live without Flying Star but not the other way around! We cannot live without proper Shapes and Forms Feng Shui but can easily forgo F…

I told the artist: I want to activate my water star! NOT MOUNTAIN STAR, please!

I was told that for the next 60 years, my luck from heaven is extremely poor!

Please don't mistake me for a doctor, please! Quack, Quack, Quack!

I am blessed with a great family! United WE stand, divided WE fall! Hey! Please don't laugh at us! Unfortunately, the greatest flaw in my family is that we are "myopic!" AND all of us must wear glasses!

Many of us today have to use various skills in our work. For a CEO, he/she has to recruit, reward, plan strategies, coaching, delegate and even fire staff! When evaluating which element one's career is:- 1. Which industry are you in? E.g. Banking (Metal); 2.Which is your main job function? Sales and Marketing (Fire)

Ground Air has found a niche market! This is the only air-line in the world where you will be glad; that you had LET your mother-in-law or MIL fly with us! Don't be sorry, you did not let her fly with us!

This place is haunted! A group are performing an activity to help bring these lost souls to be freed! However, one lost soul plead with the group to be on earth for one more day! Why? By the way, the location is in Singapore. And this lost soul wanted to queue up for an Ipad; the launch is tomorrow, Friday 23 July 2010!

Some of us have a great wife and family. But, for some, it is a real pity... may be the saying goes "Love grows from a distance". This man loves his wife; but his wife calls him and tell him; don't come home with your car, darling..... How can this be?

But what happens if I always GIVE and she always TAKES IT ALL? Can this happen? WHY NOT?

Erh.. what you mean by Up mountain, Down water? Simple: All units are UP there! While all basement area enjoy "down water"! OIC! down got water! That's true!

The stork did not pay attention to what the Geomancer told him. The stork is now confused? To whom should he deliver the baby to? The stork is confused as the baby has yellow skin on his legs and fair skin on his face and body..hmmm.....

Only an ardent fan of Flying Star Feng Shui can choose such a brand name for a coffee chain in Singapore. Perhaps, the owner's wish is that more people spent time at this chain to talk about scandals, conflicts and even quarrel more often in this "popular" chain. BTW, this chain is ficticious! Hahaha!

Finally, this is how a Flower of romance home really looks like!

A man has his best friend. How about a boy? Does he have a best friend? What is this about undying love? Does this really happen?

Feng Shui is all about water and mountain, right?

This person is either too free or MAD! He keeps on imagining himself on a portait on a hearse and travelling all over Singapore to his final destination.. a certain crematoria...

Is it true that Feng Shui is very complicated? Yes or No?

When I was a child; the deepest impression was aCantonese movie that has a story of pure filial piety... Inthis unforgettable movie;the actress "Chan po po" I believe, cut off her own flesh to feed her mum. Totally like "wow!"...

Someone says: "I want to jump down this building" The officer says: "Go ahead! Make my day!"

What you mean? a tree with a lamp-post???

Let this head-hunter extraordinary share with you his advice on types of jobs under each different decade!

I score full marks in my Flying Star Feng Shui calculations! SO WHAT?