Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

There are various Flying Star jargon like: Palace star, Mountain Star, Water Star... and their various formations...

In this family company; the secretary of the company is in-fact the wife of the owner. Who better to understand the mood of the owner than her rite? Thus, each day, before the owner (boss) steps into his office; she will select one of the modes of his mood:- Button: 1 He is in excellent mood 2 Don't step on his toes.. else... he will be in a good mood 3 He is in foul mood, today! Stay Clear! Actung!

Is this a bowl or a voluptious lips of a woman?

Not if you are living on one of the highest point in the area! How about a bolt of lightning attracted to the brass bed? However, meet this professor! He believes his variant bed is the best in the world:- 1. His bed has brass legs which is termite proof! And in addition, he grounds one of the legs to the "earth" socket of his wall plug. 2. His bed has anti-dust mite protection! 3. By the way; he does not sleep on this bed. This bed is for his patients. And yes! You guessed correctly! He is a well-known SHRINK!

1. Suunto only replaces your luck when using their instruments. 2. Feng Shui is about Earth Luck or luck from home or office. 3. What about Geomancy? 3.1 In the past e.g. 1960s to early 1980's; ageomancer cannot survive just by Feng Shui alone. 3.2 Thus in order to survive, a geomancy musthave services that encompass the life cycle of ahuman being:- 3.3When a child is born; parents or grand parents seek the service of a Geomancer to advice on a name fo the new born. 3.4 Chinese astrology services to predict the life of the new born or those who seek such advice 3.5 Feng Shui for those in need of a good home or office. 3.6 Finally, Feng Shui for the dead: a…

I believe I have found the mother of all holy grail of a water position! Got to seek the advice of a Geomancer on this issue...

These are the considerations:- 1. This is about moving house or even office / building. 2. If one is moving house: from an existing home (or office)to a newhome (or office):-- 2.1. Both homes have a swimming pool and a water feature 2.2. Both homes have only a swimming pool 2.3. Both homes have only a water feature 3. In such a situation; under symbolism in Feng Shui; it is considered "Nice-to-have" collecting water from an existing home e.g. into some containers e.g. 1.5 litre bottles and depositing this into the new home. 4. For example, collect swimming pool water from old home to the new home...etc...

Our relationship is going to the rocks! How do we get out of this predicament! Divorce! Sounds so simple? Yes, actually; it can be! That is why there are so many divorce in Singapore!

Please don't kiss me! I am not pretty enough! Kissing is unhealthy! You kiss me, I kiss him, he kiss her, she kiss who??

The more higher educated, the more risk adverse: This is the typical Singaporean...

It is fated! As I was born in the year of the Dragon; I can't become a postman! As dogs really, really hate me!

Chinese consider the burial plot important as it can affect the decendants. However, once a person has been cremated; this becomes neutral. Even scattering the ashes into the sea is a non-issue.

Your wealth is now our wealth. Your debt is now you and your family's debt. Go jump! Please make our day! We have made all we can already from you! "Feng Shui Emporium"...

Is there hope to find a permanent cure for the dreaded #5? Yes, No, Maybe, Never??

When the buying stops; the selling can! Our grand father, father's time don't have such thing... these people are the greatest con-artists alive! Don't be that sucker! Please spread the word...

Nowadays, this is one of the hottest services available! Many Singaporeans who use such service felt that it is more important to get advice before committing to the largest purchase of their life!

3 = inauspicious number of steps...

This recipe is not about ONE plus ONE = three or four! This recipe is about an sms to a stork for help!

Is Feng Shui a religion? NO! If I stay in another home; can I benefit from Feng Shui of this place? NO! Why everything is No, No, No????

Bait, lure, con and cheat.... When the buying stops the selling can...

This mountain star is too heavy for me to carry all day long... how?

Your grandparents time, your parents time don't have such things... These are modern invention advertised as "in the name of Feng Shui".... Go figure it out...

A goat's worst pairing in the Chinese zodiac signs or Chinese astrology is with a tiger! Is it because the tiger is a preditor while the goat is the prey or vice versa? Can you make an educated guess?

Yes! "The love of money is the root of all evil" Look at me! My owner : The Feng Shui Emporium chopped off one of my legs. And pushed me to be sold as the famous "The Three-Legged Toad!". The love of money has led my boss to do evil things. This is a better expression than "Money is the root of all evil". When the buying, STOPS!; the selling CAN!

I am trying to grow wealth for my home! However, or unfortunately, for some homes where either exceptional wealth luck is trapped somewhere or it has bad facing direction littered with lots of inauspicious stars in many sectors of the home... no matter how one tries to squeeze luck from such homes... it is like an uphill task. Or it is like even before going to a Casio; we are already handicapped by the Banker's "luck" or mathematics of luck weighted towards the Banker...