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Left Brain Right Brain Logical Sequential Rational Analytical Objective Looks at parts Random Intuitive Spatial Subjective Looks at wholes (Usually reads(Usually reads Page 1, 2, 3...)randomly e.g. last few chapter..) More suited to Can Identify better with Shapes & Forms Flying Star Feng Shui

1. This condo has two blocks: East and West Block. 2. Eligibility: You MUST show proof that you are Either OR East or West Group person. 3. An East Group Person must not own a West Group home and vice versa. 4. If your spouse or partner is not of the same group as you; for example you are an East Group, your wife is a West Group; please switch spouse with someone of your own "Kind". 5. Visitors must belong to the same group! If your visitor is a West group, but you are an East Group; so sorry... please go meet him/her elsewhere! 6. Again, if your children does not belong to your same group; swap children with your neighbour's child. Can you understand the rule…

I have a plan! Let's neutralise our neighbor's poison arrow: a Ba gua mirror aimed towards my home!

Eight House concept should be threated as a Nice-to-have (do) and not a MUST-have (do it) kind of thing!

What happens in this senario:- Which level we now lastlive our life on earth;determines where one will go, later... Just imagine this.... Ground Floor: Will not go up or down to Heaven or Hell. Will remain on this earth as a wondering spirit! Basement: The higher the basement number, the very likely one will go to hell. For example: Basement 4: Die, die will go to Hell!

1. It is good that Singapore is continously "harvesting" it's rivers by building dams to create additional water reserviors.Marina bay, punggol etc.. 2. Large water positions good rite? 3. This child... put two and two together and he is creating his own water fall (fresh floride water) in his parent's home! Good luck to him!

1. I was told by my Geomancer that blue tinted glass or pasting blue film on my home's glass is considered inauspicious. 2. As it symbolically represents "water" wealth leaking out of the home... Therefore I got this re-framer to change our my window glass to the more common clear white or greenish tone..

Hey! This is the networking, relationship luck sector! Water at this location, will "drown" the mountain!

This water feature is courtesy of this person's wife's idea... His geomancer is complaining that instead of spouting wealth, this water feature actually wastes more water; and spouts or shoots wealth all over the place! SUCKS!

Help me! Help me! Why? Why? Can Feng Shui help me?

Instead of having constant bad luck, this person overcame it, some-how. God knows how? Who cares, so long as he climbs out of dangerous situations ... what the heck!

This company does not call itself "Famous Feng Shui" master like some newbies on the internet. However, their Feng Shui prowless is extraordinary! This company is called: MOUNTAIN STAR LTD. You guessed it! They specialise in activating Mountain Star#8! See how this company can help you! Our motto: "We turn dirt into GOLD! 4 U!"

1. According to the Construction authority; my skull is rated to withstand an impact equivalent of Flying Star #2 but not the more powerful #5! 2. Today, I am very lucky! A small brick equivalent of #2 hit my head. And they were right! My head (skull) was able to withstand #2! 3. Next time, I will be more careful! I will have to wear the hard-hat which is rated to be able to withstand an impact from a #5 equivalent weight! Thank GOD, my thick skull saved me!

1.Real water in a bath tub = water element rite? 2. How about the tingling sensation of getting a electric shock? Hmm... fire element? Yes or no?

1. Some people gain lots of weight by over-eating as they want to drown their sorrows thru food. 2. Some want to forget all the bad things. 3. A father did just that but to his son! He could not get to teach his son some numbers. 4. For example, in his father's vocabuary, his father convienently left out some number.. here goes: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 These are the numbers according to his father... belongs to the first 10 digits of numbers...

1. I am a housewife looking after #3 children. 2. My #3 children are always fighting, running around, creating nuisance, disturbing the peace.. My home looks like a war zone! 3. My Geomancer says something like #3 is no good! Leads to quarrels, conflicts.. and mental issues... HELP! How to decide which child to discard? SPCA? Any clues?

1. Neither, please! I just want a proper mountain to activate my Mountain Star #8! 2. If possible, can you shrink Mount Everest or K2 for me? 3. And deliver it to my home? for free? 4. This is the most effective way to make sure that the mountain star #8 has been properly activated.

This boss; usually locates his worst worker at this workstation. With the hope that the worker would feel stressed and automatically resigns. How cruel can one get?

1. They say that breast feeding is excellent choice! 2. But there isa modern catergory of "suckers"... These suck our hard earned money dry! They use the "IN-THE-NAME-OF-FENG-SHUI" to sell highly marked up moern commercial products... Who are they! Feng Shui practitioners themselves! 3. It is just too lucrative for them not to do so! In Singapore, 9 out of 10 Geomancers belong to this category! Cavet Emptor! Let the buyer, beware!

The Confessions of a Lady Geomancer... 1. When the buying STOPS! The selling CAN! 2. When a CEO of a famous charity wanted to install a gold tap in his office - bathroom toilet; he got caught red-handed when he sued a news-paper.... 3. But when a Feng Shui Master sold in-the-name of Feng Shui products and use her spoils; to install solid gold sinks, taps, and toilet bowls.. no one can falter her, WHY? WHY? WHY?

1. We have just started a new business! 2. But before starting our business, we have some UNFINISHED business to do! 3. The only problem is that by the time we have decorated our office, there will not be any space to work! MY GOD! We have no choice but to work at home!

1. I was asked to see theschool principal, today. 2. The principal told me that my child is near uncontrollable! If I am unable to "take care" of my child; the school may have to expel him! 3. SOS! Who can I call for help?

You don't need to be a rocket scientist! So long as when you use the blood pressure monitor and can hear a faint "Five" "five" "five" "five"... this means bad news! Major sickness ... has arrived.. and thus "misfortune" to the family.... If you hear a faint "two" "two" "two" ... this one.. not so bad... still got hope

1. Studies found that between a toilet seat and a PC keyboard; the PC keyboard was found to have more types of germs than the toilet seat itself! 2. Remember to clean your PC Keyboard regularly! And wash your hands before eating food! 3. In addition, this PC does not allow any YELLOW screen background to be used else, it may breakdown!

When things don't go right, your ex-partner may just drop you a bombshell!