Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

A goose once upon a time makes a good replacement guard (dog) Today, this poor goose is cooked..

My home is the most secure home on earth! 24 hours security, 3 course meals daily and more!

An UP arrow sign signifies progress....

1. A home is much like buying a car! 2. Imagine, you have a family of 8. And you own a China mini-cherry car or a 4-door saloon. No matter, how, you cannot squeeze all your family members into this 4-door saloon. You can, but you may have to tie two family members on the roof, and squeeze two more in the booth! 3. Some homes are like a run-down 20 year old hyundai car. No matter how much you Feng Shui the home, it can only run as bad as this gass guzzler and always break-down car! You cannot imagine that after the Feng Shui of the lousy home, your home or car can become a Ferrari or Mercedes S class!

This water feature is courtesy of this person's wife's idea... His geomancer is complaining that instead of spouting wealth, this water feature actually wastes more water; and spouts or shoots wealth all over the place! SUCKS!

A "Class One" Mountain star = Safe! Let's home this time round, the floor can support the safe! (or Mountain)

Source & Credit: Guess how many wives and girlfriends?

A house of many lights... Perhaps, the owner owns a light shop?

Looks like it!

Which Feng Shui Master also makes a difference! LOL

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Tell me! Why is this Company Logo considered inauspicious? As you are aware, Chinese considere RED auspicious! And a beautiful profile of an airplane is another common object that people can identify with. Why is it considered inauspicious? WHY? WHY? TELL ME WHY?

Even if it is once in a million, sometimes we cannot prevent it.... For example, we can take all the precautions for our home at a "sharp-corner" or "T-junction" but one day.. if that reckless drunkard were to plow his car into our beloved home... how can we prevent him from doing so? Erh.. ban all alcohol sold to people with driving licence? Innocent citizens: "Suggest to the government: please ban all alcohol sold for consumption in Singapore. Like they did in US - during the 1930's?" Comptroller of Tax: "Don't be silly! Alcohol tax is `lucrative` to the government! If we take away alcohol tax, the first time they (government) will is to cut-my fat paycheck! or w…

One can find many odd ornaments on the dashboard of various vehicles in Singapore. Today, had spotted this "unusual" tropy on a dashboard of a panel van... Hmm.. make a guess what it means?

What do you THINK? Do you agree?

Show a picture to different persons and you will most probably get different responses!

In the Chinese astrology, pigs are social animals. Like humans, they enjoy the companionship of their kind. In many countries, pigs are farm animals. But in muslim countries... they consider pigs "dirty!" No wonder... look how one, that was presented as a gift by China .... http://www.smh.com.au/world/science/afghanistans-only-pig-quarantined-in-flu-fear-20090506-aula.html

This mountain star is too heavy for me to carry all day long... how?

Okay, I get it! You also live here too! Credit:

Geomancy is about serving from "birth to death".....

This one-:( Yes, don’t do this! Source & Credit:

Interview excerpts with the MD of the Feng Shui Emporium:- Interviewer: "Sir! Why is the "US" so huge and "you" so small? " MD: "Under Symbolism in Feng Shui, I was told the bigger the fatter MY FISH (which means "US" the better!) While I remembered "YOU" should be small." Interviewer: " Now I understand! Can I ask you a favour? " MD: " Sure! Go Ahead!" Interviewer: " Thanks! In this case, I am asking a refund of $56,000 for all the useless products my wife purchased from YOU! I mean US, no I mean U. What ever "