Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

I certainly lack metal element; but frankly, this is not the metal tied to my legs that I lack. In fact, can you unchain me?

Can someone help us to break the spell of bad luck on our family?

Someone still gets to "benefit" from another's plight. Well this is life does'nt it?

Which career is best for me? What is my wealth career? What is the career that brings me much Power and Authority?

We want to hire a RAT! Can this be done? Can we use The Apprentice style method to determine who is the best or most suitable candidate for the post?

Knock three times.....Here goes the ...Start of renovations....

An interview and discussion: 1. While Tiger Woods have flings with adults; I understand Jack Neo on many occasions prey on people he "works" with... with the exception of as reported one lady that had worked in a hotel. 2. Would you buy this excuse if (we imagine Jack Neo wording such a statement): "Sorry, everyone, no choice my house has too much flower of romance. My semi-detached home's Feng Shui is to blame for my SICKO vulture like behaviour". Burn my home, sack my geomancer!

1. In the 1980's there was the "Fast Food Feng Shui" craze. 2. In the 2010's we now have the "everything" also in the "Name of Feng Shui" association. 3. Heard of the "Feng Shui Jewlry; the Feng Shui beads; the numerous Feng Shui commercial products? 4. This restaurant chain : " Sub-wave Sandwich " has come up with a new in the name of Feng Shui sandwich: the auspicious 17 inch or 43 cm length sandwich! (Note: every 17 inches = 1 Feng Shui foot) 5. An ardant fan of Jack Neo says: "He has conquered many; 11? If so, I want to beat both his and Tiger Wood's record! Fortunately, unlike the two of them; I don't have a wife! So no worries hurting such a partner!" Wow; gi…

I need water! Yes, this is what the Geomancer tells me! Should I believe him??

Sometimes, life is like this Toyota car! Oops sorry! I mean this life raft! Which does not seem to be able to STOP! at times! Give me one of these free and I won't accept!

Clue: The geomancer's name is Harry. People call him Master Harry. Guess who Master Harry is? in this picture?

1. Many Chinese Kung Fu films have this story line: " He became an orphan as his parents were murdered by the villian. When he grows up, he is usually an apprentice of a Kung Fu Master. And he gets beat up (sometimes badly); In turn, he picks up more skillssomehow from experts who took a pity for him. Hegoes to revenge his parents. Got beaten up again. He made several discoveries e.g. like observing how a praying mantis hunt's it's prey or how a cockle (chicken) kills the centrepeded... And he practise theskills and ... finally, he ventures out to seek his enemy and kills (overpowers) the enemy! Most often, he lives happily ever-after... "

Finally, we are moving to a new home... and washing our hands with detergent.... from this troublesome home...

I am trying to kill two birds with one stone: Move to an auspicious Flying Star direction and on-time at an auspicious hour!

Someone told me that one must constantly use metal to destroy #5. Is this true? If so, can I vent my frustration by frequently poking #5 with such a metal (ROD) or am I crazy?

I not only can tell you that you have ups or downs; in addition; you have more DOWNS than UPS in your life! WOW! Impressive rite?

A family of four was driven in a saloon car by the dad. The dad misjudged his way and the whole car entered the sea. All four family members - DROWNED!

If we have to go by the attached pictures; the song "RING MY BELL RING MY BELLS" has to be changed to RING MY BELLS RING MY BELLS" Ring my bell ring my bells Ring my bell ring my bells Ring my bell ring my bells Ring my bell ring my bells Sometimes you love it Sometimes you don't Sometimes you need it Then you don't and you let go Sometimes we rush it Sometimes we fall It doesn't matter baby We can take it real slow Cause the way that we touch Is something that we can't deny And the way that you move Oh you make me feel alive Now come on Ring my bell ring my bells Ring my bell ring my bells You try to hide it I know you do When all you really want Is me to come and get…

Many years back, a bank officer received a box of new name card. The printer had missed out the letter "n" in his department's name:- Mr ABC Lim Bank Officer Branch Baking Department Huh? A bank has diversifed into baking? Hahahahaha!

From managing lucrative charities to cheating people.........

In the mid-1970's; I recalled one day going around Singapore and every where; one sees this teaser: " I FOUND IT!" And later, most of us found out that it was a teaser for a "Christian Advertisment". Today, instead, many found : Feng Shui! Hahaha!

1. If you want to look youthful; in my opinion, never become a politician! 2. Just observe many hardworking Cabinet Minisiters and one realise; how fast they age! 3. Could this be one of the reasons, why so many smart persons don't bother to become politicians?

In this story:- 1. Three boys: named ONE, TWO & THREE. 2. A unhappy mum in a dark home. 3. A new boyfriend who is RICH! 4. She yearns for GREENER pasture.....

Remarkable! Ever since we adopted this new logo; our turnover became low or negligible! Wow!

Who's the boss? Of this home? Anyway..... let's face it... SMSes are here to stay