Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

I survived the impact! Luckily the force of the impact is equivalent to a #2 force and not the dreaded #5 Five Yellow force. If the force is of five yellow, I would be in my grave now!

Can a partial damaged wall still be able to activate a Mountain Star? YES or NO?

Are you building your dream home? Is there such things as a cannot buy or stay - type of home? Hunted house? Problem house?

This is a new range of Chinese aircraft carriers to rival the American "George Bush" class of aircraft carriers. The design follows the modular system of the American "Bill Clinton" and Monica L. class of "sex" related ships. As China had banned Geomancy for the past 60 years.. China found foreign talent: Talented Geomancers from the region to help mann their war ships. Why a Geomancer? Why not? A Geomancer once wanted to be a ship's captain. The Chinese government top offical asked him a simple question: " If you can cite one good example of how your current job is related to being a Ship's captain, youwill get the job". The Geomancer simplyutters a word: " TH…

What more do you want? My academic Geomancer, has read and studied that sites where we can see the dragon embracing the tiger (in a gentle embrace) is considered some of the best lands around. Unfortunately, the Geomancer is not a practicing person. He is what you called a book worm type of non-hands on person. Not all business, can succeed! In fact in many instances 8 out of 10 business ventures fail within a year or two! Feng Shui is not a cure all! What? A hotel in the middle of a deserted desert! Are you mad?

Feng Shui friendly: The Deng Xiaoping class of aircraft carriers: 1. Auspicious dates must be chosen for start of foundation work, renovation, first time on-board and move-in to work at the ship. 2. Flying Star Feng Shui must be used to improve on the "wealth" and "luck" of the aircraft carrier. 3. Aircraft carrier must be installed with the start of the art Chinese Luopan and the captain must be a qualified Geomancer. The Geomancer must have had work experience auditing a home, a shop, a factory, a shopping complex and also must have Feng Shuied a town or city project. (The town or city project is equivalent to or similar to the aircraft carrier. 4. The Deng Xiao…

Do you know what a gate of purification; looks like? Many of us may have seen it in some of the "street fighter" type of games.....have you seen one close?

This symbol represents: Love, Health & Happiness! Oh! no, my car uses keyless entry; my condo unit uses proximity card access and my office uses digital lock! How huh? How to obtain Love, Health & Happiness!

Oops! Sorry, this is a non-Chinese thing! Guess which country it originates from...

Feng Shui can help to aid in conception or for those trying to have children.

Help me! My son reguarly gets into fights! He plays truant from school. He mixes with bad company. His study is getting from bad to worse! He made a girl pregnant. He ran away from home recently. Haven't seen him for nearly two weeks! Can someone help me, please! I beg you!

I tried to become an air-force pilot so that I can wear a blue jacket! But, was not accepted by the air-force. Thus no choice, I don't like being a policeman; so I became a postman.

Today is my very inauspicious day... and I am driving.. or told that I should drive safely and keep to speed limits. And the night before, havesufficient rest. If not, I am suppose to take taxi rides, instead.

It is very frustrating to meet a wishy-washy person, in particular a boss that makes wishy-washy decisions or none at all!

1. There are exceptional homes that can enjoy Quantum Leap in Feng Shui. 2. Unfortunately, there are many other homes that are equivalent of a 10 year run down car. No matter how much one revv or try to improve the home, it still may remain run-down...

Cantonese dialect group really despise numbers with 4 in it. 4 = die. Thus 444 = die, die, die. And 4444 = must surely die!

1. I don't have Heaven Luck (ba zi) i.e. not born with a silver spoon! 2. Equally, I don't have good Earth luck (Feng Shui) luck at all! 3. What I have is human or man luck! I always make it a habit to be happy and smile alot... Is'nt this worth more than money can buy?

1. Many people especially the rich continue to hire geomancers that help to make your property better then the rest. 2. What better way is to apply Quantum Leap in Feng Shui. In order for a property be it a home or building to achieve quantum leap:- 2.1. Often it is built from scratch; 2.2. It is able to "SUCK" wealth from the neighbouring buildings... 3. The law cannot do anything; as this is not illegal! Thus justice has to be blind to this activity!

We had recently moved in to our new Accident & Emergency (A & E) clinic on 5th May. Our new address is: Block 5, 5th Avenue Hospital Road. Zip code: 555555. Our hospital building is known as: #5 Misfortune / Sickness building. Guess what! This new A & E has record "sales". Yes, we have overwhelming demand for your service; thus the "sales".

Is it space clearing or water wealth position...

Can you help me? Why must I open the door slowly? What is the consequence if I open the door fast?

If you like to twitter, please go ahead! Make my day!

What is the 6th Chinese Zodiac sign? Is it the : Pig, Dog, Cat, Lion, Kangaroo or the Ostrich?

Finally, the three wisemen have followed the star thru the silk road.. and will reach China soon... How will they react when they finally meet : Fu Lu Shou?

Why not? Why donate all your money to people selling Feng Shui products using the name of Feng Shui? These con-artists have no shame to deprive our family of quality life! When the buying stops, the selling can!