Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Many brightly coloured toads are poisonous! So is this one! Keep clear! Use your money productively! Bring your family for aholiday instead!

According to my ba zi; I am a weak wood person. The geomancer says that I am like a small plant needs water to grow bigger and stronger.. Is this true?

Why are you staring so hard at my bed-head frame? Are you surpised at something? Don't worry! Both myself and spouse are still around...

Help! Our toilet is located at our prosperous sector! Please help? Our geomancer says, place a sign that makes that sector look fat and prosperous! ARE U MAD????

I just realised that my main entrance door faces a staircase. Is this considered inauspicious?

1. Imagine, if there is a signage to represent a home at a "T-Junction"; and if this sign was done up by a Geomancer; do you know how the sign would look like?

1. Where is my home's mountain star #8, located? 2. Please wait for your Geomancer to place this sign at the correct spot! Easy isn't it?

Top Secret! For your eyes only! You will be amazed what this figurine can do for you! It can manufacture manure to make fertilizer for your plants! GREAT! BULL-SHIT!

What are you trying to tell us?

Sorry, this shelter was donated by a Feng Shui Master who is a west group. There are no shelter for the East Group persons... So sorry!

Tell me! Why is this Company Logo considered inauspicious? As you are aware, Chinese considere RED auspicious! And a beautiful profile of an airplane is another common object that people can identify with. Why is it considered inauspicious? WHY? WHY? TELL ME WHY?

This simpy means NO LUCK! I hope my Geomancer don't show me this sign! It simply means : lost opportunities...

Warning, this home's (rain) drainage out of the home is inauspicious! It can lead to loss of wealth as shown in this illustration.

Are the buildings on this plot of land inauspicious or is it the plot of land or both?

How about this symbol?

For the first time, you will now learn why the zebra never made it as one of the 12 Chinese zodiac signs... By the way, the Tiger is one of the 12 signs The Koala bear also did not make it .... why? Chinese Zodiac signs, here:- http://lovesigns.net

This picture was taken last Friday, at a Sales Convention organised by a Feng Shui Emporium. Find out how this convention can do for you: STEW-PIG!

Mangroves are trees and shrubs that grow in salty coastlines in the tropics and subtropics. What happens if I am a "weak wood person?" Good! Water and wood (mangroves) are good for you!

I am selling my home "in the name of Feng Shui!"

This is a very lucrative and highly successful business...

The custom for Move-in can be found under this link:- http://info.geomancy.net

1. Titanic was considered the unsinkable! 2. As there such thing as an unsinkable ship/boat?

Singapore loan sharks, get their people to spray " O$P$!" = Owe Money ($) Pay Money ($)!

You can always refer to this resource:- http://fountain.geomancy.net Para 2.1 to 2.12 to find out more, how to properly activate a good water feature.

Is it ok to place all my eggs in a single basket?