Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Good News: Owner will accumulate lots of wealth; own 4 exotic & sports version cars. Bad News: HE HAS NO TIME FOR WIFE AND CHILDREN!

How do you know? The symbol says so!

Look out for these symbols! They indicate whether the home is suitable for you or not?

1. A weak fire person should use more "wood" element e.g. green... 2. In the Aliens trilogy, the aliens have GREEN blood... 3. Nowadays, the green movement is strong....

1. Nowadays, many seek the advice of Geomancers before committing to a purchasing a home. 2. These are the smart people. 3. The not so smart? Purchased their home and then seek Feng Shui advice? 4. Like this illustration: He earthed himself before, turning on electrical appliances in his toilet.

Even if it is once in a million, sometimes we cannot prevent it.... For example, we can take all the precautions for our home at a "sharp-corner" or "T-junction" but one day.. if that reckless drunkard were to plow his car into our beloved home... how can we prevent him from doing so? Erh.. ban all alcohol sold to people with driving licence? Innocent citizens: "Suggest to the government: please ban all alcohol sold for consumption in Singapore. Like they did in US - during the 1930's?" Comptroller of Tax: "Don't be silly! Alcohol tax is `lucrative` to the government! If we take away alcohol tax, the first time they (government) will is to cut-my fat paycheck! or w…

Many say.. nothing is free! Wait! If you had bought a home that has openings (windows) facing the afternoon sun, don't you think that you will be getting free suntan? It's free rite? What wrong with free? Tell me?

I am trying to activate my mountain star!

My money, my building, my office, my home, my income! Oh, My, My, My, My.....

1. In every line of work, we have be extra tactful when it comes to human feelings or fears. 2. For example, a Geomancer should not tell his client: Hey! Tommorrow, you are gona "go down-under" or disappear from the face of this earth...

I will return to the Far East! While you get lost and go back to Far West! Please!!!

Do you prefer to be rich or poor?

Must be auspicious! How can it be inauspicious?

My best friend betrayed me! Help! I need to find out where are the #3 and disarm them!

Yeah, you got to find out yourself!

You are using the wrong tool!

Yes, I am replacing all my wardrope with new tailor made clothing! And I MUST have BLUE, BLACK OR GREY! PLEASE!

Huh? How did you know that my daughter is a greedy (contantly hungry fella?)

Am I money faced? Look carefully into my eyes! PLEASE!

I am a man. Can I be a home-maker? Can I be a successful home-maker? Enjoy life? Let wife support me? HOW? MARRY A FILTHY RICH WOMAN!

I have both leaks in my car and home! HELP! SOS!

Why change such a perfectly good sink cabinet? Why?

What did the architect say about the revised layout plans?

This grandma sells anything under the sun, sea, sky or earth! You want to buy it.. she sure sells it! In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit... Amen!

You must be a weak metal person or weak earth person!