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My Geomancer says that White, Grey and Black are my auspicious colors as I am a weak water person. I am trying to buy a car. And try to choose any of these three colors!

Hmm... what did the geomancer say?

He uses the Eight House concept for............... hmmmm... make a guess

See? This car has a special "Yellow Protection Charm" See It? You have or not?

In my Chinese horoscope, I am a rabbit! And based on the CHinese horoscope, my worst pairing is with a rooster! We rabbits are not compatible with the rooster, that's for sure in this caricature!

My new husband formerly had a very powerful gun: equivalent of the US Assault Rifle AR 15 and/or Russian AK 16. Today, my husband is 70 years old. He assures me that he still posses a gun, abeit what to do.. not so powerful one... To be frank, today, his gun sometimes do jam alittle and sometimes, his gun needs something like viagra to rejunivate it... As for me? My Biological clock has stopped! When we were young, we always... felt that we should wait until later to have children... BUT... time had past.. and what to do; I literally ran out of fertile eggs... Oh gosh! By the way; I had not introduced us: My husband's name is: Smith & Wesston Leeand my name i…

My Earth Luck = Feng Shui is good = A+++. But his is bad... an "F-grade"

I am blessed with a great family! United WE stand, divided WE fall! Hey! Please don't laugh at us! Unfortunately, the greatest flaw in my family is that we are "myopic!" AND all of us must wear glasses!

Consists of Chwee kuay with four pieces of otar cakes. 5 pieces of Chwee Kuay = $2.00 4 pieces of Otar cakes = $1.50 I bet you never had this combo before. LOL What more can I say! Simply delicious Slowly but surely devouring all of them… For a change nice combination… Yes, on 12 November 2023.. what a lovely Sunday!

I certainly lack metal element; but frankly, this is not the metal tied to my legs that I lack. In fact, can you unchain me?

I was told that for the next 60 years, my luck from heaven is extremely poor!

1. One day, it is the tax man that is coming after me. 2. The next day, the loan shark poured red paint and scribbled "O$P$". 3. Just yesterday, a ghost, came and left in a hurry!

Your home is your castle, but my home is my FOOD!

Geomancer tells the man: Your home needs more wood... So what does the man do? And since Christmas is a month away?

A single parent....

OWNER: What? How can your heavy mountain star that weighs 30 Kg go missing?? Please?? DESIGNER'S WORKER: No, it is made of lead! No one will ever want to steal it, please? OWNER: How about Lex Lutor? The villian of Superman fame?

You are worthless? Worth only a dime and a dozen? Worth more than a bucket of dirt? Really, can you tell me how much I am truly worth? Please???

My opinion is could you suggest me one or two condo with good fengshui. After that i will consult with you the stake. 1. There are just too many condos big and small. Each has its good and bad units. 1.1. So what if it is a good condo. But the unit has poor Feng Shui? Frankly, I am not like an Agent. I don't do such things. 2. Furthermore, if one is looking at re-sale condo units; there are three situations: 2.1. ONE: There are limitations for the sale at ECs. Thus so what if there are good units but none can be sold in the open market! (ECs need to reach five years for it to be eligible for sale by the owners). 2.2. TWO: These not…

1. What do you think of my new company logo? 2. I wanted a nice name for my business. 3. I am a Christian and want to show the world that I am one. I spoke to my graphics designer and he came up with such a wonderful company logo that has both a nice name and a distinct cross on it! 4. But why did the Geomancer says he does not like it? He hate guns? As it looks like a gun sight to me?

SAME OLD YEARLY BROKEN RECORD - WHAT'S NEW SINGTEL? [Above] Credit: Asked Meta AI to imagine SingTel's Broken Record... SingTel, why do you come across as so insincere? You promote an unlimited plan yet attempt to provide an additional free 1GB of local data for what purpose? It feels like adding insult to injury... LOL Honestly, if you have nothing of value to present, why not configure your system to refrain from sending messages to your unlimited clients? Dear Customer, Happy Birthday from Singtel! Enjoy additional free 1GB local data on this mobile line for 1 month from 01-If did not receive; please let me know-2021! You can view …

Who's the boss? Of this home? Anyway..... let's face it... SMSes are here to stay

Help me! My son reguarly gets into fights! He plays truant from school. He mixes with bad company. His study is getting from bad to worse! He made a girl pregnant. He ran away from home recently. Haven't seen him for nearly two weeks! Can someone help me, please! I beg you!

I vividly remember that many years back, I had nearly wanted to "dump" him at the Gate of Hope:- http://www.lovesigns.net/horoscope/amenu/amenu.htm A picture of the Gate of Hope can be found in the above link. What a pity! But at least, am doing the right thing now

1. A white collar worker's office is in a cosy air-conditioned office. 2. A blue collar worker's office is at his work-site. 3. A cook's office is in his kitchen. 4. An army officer's office is usually at field training. 5. A housewife's office is her home. 6. A swimmer's office is his swimming pool.....

Just because it looks like a wealth position, may not mean that it is indeed a water wealth position!