Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

You can always refer to this resource:- http://fountain.geomancy.net Para 2.1 to 2.12 to find out more, how to properly activate a good water feature.

Even if it is once in a million, sometimes we cannot prevent it.... For example, we can take all the precautions for our home at a "sharp-corner" or "T-junction" but one day.. if that reckless drunkard were to plow his car into our beloved home... how can we prevent him from doing so? Erh.. ban all alcohol sold to people with driving licence? Innocent citizens: "Suggest to the government: please ban all alcohol sold for consumption in Singapore. Like they did in US - during the 1930's?" Comptroller of Tax: "Don't be silly! Alcohol tax is `lucrative` to the government! If we take away alcohol tax, the first time they (government) will is to cut-my fat paycheck! or w…

1. A white collar worker's office is in a cosy air-conditioned office. 2. A blue collar worker's office is at his work-site. 3. A cook's office is in his kitchen. 4. An army officer's office is usually at field training. 5. A housewife's office is her home. 6. A swimmer's office is his swimming pool.....

1. This condo has two blocks: East and West Block. 2. Eligibility: You MUST show proof that you are Either OR East or West Group person. 3. An East Group Person must not own a West Group home and vice versa. 4. If your spouse or partner is not of the same group as you; for example you are an East Group, your wife is a West Group; please switch spouse with someone of your own "Kind". 5. Visitors must belong to the same group! If your visitor is a West group, but you are an East Group; so sorry... please go meet him/her elsewhere! 6. Again, if your children does not belong to your same group; swap children with your neighbour's child. Can you understand the rule…

Don't show this or tell it to your wife! If not, you will not be allowed to sleep in the master bedroom for some time!

One can find many odd ornaments on the dashboard of various vehicles in Singapore. Today, had spotted this "unusual" tropy on a dashboard of a panel van... Hmm.. make a guess what it means?

IS HE CAUGHT SLEEPING ON THE JOB? WILL HE GET FIRED? Do meet the SLEEPING guardian (the man in white) in the attached photo(S). Is he the guardian of the Thai 4 headed god? If not, why is he seated "guarding" the statue? Location: Off Mountbatten Road

I am considered as a weak water person. And my parents only dress me in : BLACK, GREY or BLUE! GOSH! I am a GIRL! MY favourite colours are RED and PINK! Please!

Some of us wonder : "Is it possible for a Fortune Teller to tell his own fortune?" YES/ NO?

What formula are you talking about?

Often our human luck factor is driven from the mind. It is often how our mind thinks that can create an atmosphere of love (some say closer to GOD) or an atmosphere some say closer to the 1000 levels of hell. What do you think?

I told the artist: I want to activate my water star! NOT MOUNTAIN STAR, please!

Commonsense approach to Feng Shui? Space Clearing does help!

Geomancer tells the man: Your home needs more wood... So what does the man do? And since Christmas is a month away?

From family album of relatives in the 1950's. A smile a day keeps the doctor away!

Dunke!

Remember: "You stay there, we don't" applies in any advice given to home owners. As it is always so easy for a Geomancer to go to a home. For the next hour or two; dish out advice. Worse! This toilet cannot be used. That room cannot be used. And after he leaves... you are left with erh... "deep-shit" what should I do? Or rather not do!

Can you help me? Why must I open the door slowly? What is the consequence if I open the door fast?

My money, my building, my office, my home, my income! Oh, My, My, My, My.....

I am trying to activate my mountain star!

My wife, secretly purchased lots of useless in the name of Feng Shui products! I am max out! Truly max out! With huge roll over credit! Guess what? I am divorcing HER!