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Must be auspicious! How can it be inauspicious?

Do you prefer to be rich or poor?

I will return to the Far East! While you get lost and go back to Far West! Please!!!

1. In every line of work, we have be extra tactful when it comes to human feelings or fears. 2. For example, a Geomancer should not tell his client: Hey! Tommorrow, you are gona "go down-under" or disappear from the face of this earth...

My money, my building, my office, my home, my income! Oh, My, My, My, My.....

I am trying to activate my mountain star!

Many say.. nothing is free! Wait! If you had bought a home that has openings (windows) facing the afternoon sun, don't you think that you will be getting free suntan? It's free rite? What wrong with free? Tell me?

Even if it is once in a million, sometimes we cannot prevent it.... For example, we can take all the precautions for our home at a "sharp-corner" or "T-junction" but one day.. if that reckless drunkard were to plow his car into our beloved home... how can we prevent him from doing so? Erh.. ban all alcohol sold to people with driving licence? Innocent citizens: "Suggest to the government: please ban all alcohol sold for consumption in Singapore. Like they did in US - during the 1930's?" Comptroller of Tax: "Don't be silly! Alcohol tax is `lucrative` to the government! If we take away alcohol tax, the first time they (government) will is to cut-my fat paycheck! or w…

1. Nowadays, many seek the advice of Geomancers before committing to a purchasing a home. 2. These are the smart people. 3. The not so smart? Purchased their home and then seek Feng Shui advice? 4. Like this illustration: He earthed himself before, turning on electrical appliances in his toilet.

1. A weak fire person should use more "wood" element e.g. green... 2. In the Aliens trilogy, the aliens have GREEN blood... 3. Nowadays, the green movement is strong....

Look out for these symbols! They indicate whether the home is suitable for you or not?

How do you know? The symbol says so!

Some homes have deterrent locks; shared guards and even lots of cactus plots at strategic areas of the house compound!

1. One day, it is the tax man that is coming after me. 2. The next day, the loan shark poured red paint and scribbled "O$P$". 3. Just yesterday, a ghost, came and left in a hurry!

What you mean by too large? If the kitchen is larger than the living room; it is said that the women would control the entire home! In Singapore, she (the women or wife) will become the Minister of Finance at home; while her husband would become the Minister without portfolio.....

What story! Don't be lazy! Go figure it yourself! If you really can't understand, this; it implies you are relatively poor in Shapes and Forms observation! You might like to consider experiencing more time and effort under Flying Star Feng Shui! Trust me!

You don't always have to face West if you are a West group person...if you are not studying .......... please!

You are now advised to go to your new desk, located next to the toilet. Part of your responsibilities are to collect toilet "money". We really, really, want you to go, soon! No, no, not to the toilet, but out of this office... soon.... And yes, we don't want to retrench you.. We just want you to GO, GO, GO!!!!! This is the best way to make your employer resign!

How do I solve a problem that is out of my control? Do I call for help; or become physical? Which is a better solution? DIY?

This is the way this lady interprets the Five Elements concept and is applying it closely..... A world's first! And erh! luckily, she is bald. Or is her baldness caused by all these? earlier.. when she used to die her hair a different colour each day? Nowadays, she wears a matching coloured wig each day....

http://www.lovesigns.net/horoscope/amenu/amenu.htm For over 100 years, the orphanage was home to children from poor or broken homes as well as unwanted babies. The orphanage took in many Chinese baby girls born in the year of the tiger - " tiger girls " because of the strong superstitious belief that they would bring bad luck to their families. In 1963, the Mother Superior noted that this practice was stopped as there was a marked change in this supersitious belief. The Home of Abandoned Babies ceased finally in 1983 when the CHIJ Convent was relocated.

Bills, bills, bills and more bills. Lawyer's demand letter; bankruptcy letter; lawsuits and more...

Under symbolism in Feng Shui:- 1.1. Avoid painting ceilings blue colour; 1.2. Avoid blue coloured roof tiles for landed property roof; 1.3. Avoid windows or doors using blue tinted glass or paste blue coloured sun-x film...

Is this really true? Or are you kidding me??

These two couples find it very hard to make money out of charities in Singapore nowadays.. So, they are trying to emulate Bernie Madoff in trying to see whether they can con people longer years than Madoff!