Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

So does all these people in this air-plane!

Singapore is famous for all sorts of fines: Speeding over street limit; Eating in MRT Trains; Spitting; Littering; Using handphone in a moving vehicle and lots more.... In China, it can be the traffic jams and worse-off; try crossing a road when the "GREEN PEDESTRIAN MAN" is on... total nightmare!

Many of the Feng Shui concepts has it's roots in pure commonsense!

Yes, being rich does not mean $$$$ alone! In one of the articles in today's newspaper, it roughly says that this graduate earning $4,000 is not happy with his life... or quite alot of people under this category.. Vs someone with lower education of $2,000... Well, this was a research article..... hmmm..... So what else can we be happy about? Save the money on buying useless commercial products in the Name of Feng Shui... ! When the buying stops; the selling can!

Why do I prefer? Definitely living on a landed property : ground and 2nd storey high themost. But, but, but... what about staying at 50 storeys at high rise block? Nah! I still prefer the Feng Shui from the ground floor! Yap! No thank you! Why? See attachment, please!

My new husband formerly had a very powerful gun: equivalent of the US Assault Rifle AR 15 and/or Russian AK 16. Today, my husband is 70 years old. He assures me that he still posses a gun, abeit what to do.. not so powerful one... To be frank, today, his gun sometimes do jam alittle and sometimes, his gun needs something like viagra to rejunivate it... As for me? My Biological clock has stopped! When we were young, we always... felt that we should wait until later to have children... BUT... time had past.. and what to do; I literally ran out of fertile eggs... Oh gosh! By the way; I had not introduced us: My husband's name is: Smith & Wesston Leeand my name i…

Frankly, the 3-legged toad is a con-item and the closest equivalent.. of the three legged toad figurines are of these potties... In fact, at least this potty is useful! It is a depository of the shit of youngsters! How's that! When I first saw this potty... I automatically think of all the "shit" those con-people are selling useless products in the name of Feng Shui... To those sellers: "EAT-SHIT"..... When the buying stops, the selling can!

No two homes have the same Feng Shui: It depends!

One of the most searched results is "How do I make him love me?" More: Is he cheating on me? How do I improve my romance?

Who's the boss? Of this home? Anyway..... let's face it... SMSes are here to stay

In this story:- 1. Three boys: named ONE, TWO & THREE. 2. A unhappy mum in a dark home. 3. A new boyfriend who is RICH! 4. She yearns for GREENER pasture.....

1. If you want to look youthful; in my opinion, never become a politician! 2. Just observe many hardworking Cabinet Minisiters and one realise; how fast they age! 3. Could this be one of the reasons, why so many smart persons don't bother to become politicians?

In the mid-1970's; I recalled one day going around Singapore and every where; one sees this teaser: " I FOUND IT!" And later, most of us found out that it was a teaser for a "Christian Advertisment". Today, instead, many found : Feng Shui! Hahaha!

From managing lucrative charities to cheating people.........

If we have to go by the attached pictures; the song "RING MY BELL RING MY BELLS" has to be changed to RING MY BELLS RING MY BELLS" Ring my bell ring my bells Ring my bell ring my bells Ring my bell ring my bells Ring my bell ring my bells Sometimes you love it Sometimes you don't Sometimes you need it Then you don't and you let go Sometimes we rush it Sometimes we fall It doesn't matter baby We can take it real slow Cause the way that we touch Is something that we can't deny And the way that you move Oh you make me feel alive Now come on Ring my bell ring my bells Ring my bell ring my bells You try to hide it I know you do When all you really want Is me to come and get…

A family of four was driven in a saloon car by the dad. The dad misjudged his way and the whole car entered the sea. All four family members - DROWNED!

I not only can tell you that you have ups or downs; in addition; you have more DOWNS than UPS in your life! WOW! Impressive rite?

Someone told me that one must constantly use metal to destroy #5. Is this true? If so, can I vent my frustration by frequently poking #5 with such a metal (ROD) or am I crazy?

I am trying to kill two birds with one stone: Move to an auspicious Flying Star direction and on-time at an auspicious hour!

1. Many Chinese Kung Fu films have this story line: " He became an orphan as his parents were murdered by the villian. When he grows up, he is usually an apprentice of a Kung Fu Master. And he gets beat up (sometimes badly); In turn, he picks up more skillssomehow from experts who took a pity for him. Hegoes to revenge his parents. Got beaten up again. He made several discoveries e.g. like observing how a praying mantis hunt's it's prey or how a cockle (chicken) kills the centrepeded... And he practise theskills and ... finally, he ventures out to seek his enemy and kills (overpowers) the enemy! Most often, he lives happily ever-after... "

Clue: The geomancer's name is Harry. People call him Master Harry. Guess who Master Harry is? in this picture?

Sometimes, life is like this Toyota car! Oops sorry! I mean this life raft! Which does not seem to be able to STOP! at times! Give me one of these free and I won't accept!

1. In the 1980's there was the "Fast Food Feng Shui" craze. 2. In the 2010's we now have the "everything" also in the "Name of Feng Shui" association. 3. Heard of the "Feng Shui Jewlry; the Feng Shui beads; the numerous Feng Shui commercial products? 4. This restaurant chain : " Sub-wave Sandwich " has come up with a new in the name of Feng Shui sandwich: the auspicious 17 inch or 43 cm length sandwich! (Note: every 17 inches = 1 Feng Shui foot) 5. An ardant fan of Jack Neo says: "He has conquered many; 11? If so, I want to beat both his and Tiger Wood's record! Fortunately, unlike the two of them; I don't have a wife! So no worries hurting such a partner!" Wow; gi…

An interview and discussion: 1. While Tiger Woods have flings with adults; I understand Jack Neo on many occasions prey on people he "works" with... with the exception of as reported one lady that had worked in a hotel. 2. Would you buy this excuse if (we imagine Jack Neo wording such a statement): "Sorry, everyone, no choice my house has too much flower of romance. My semi-detached home's Feng Shui is to blame for my SICKO vulture like behaviour". Burn my home, sack my geomancer!

Knock three times.....Here goes the ...Start of renovations....