Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

I am seat at the Food Centre staring at the Singtel transmitter… No wonder, getting max 4 bars!

Often, if a client quotes a Hotmail account or it's sister outlook or any e-mail system belonging to Micro-the-Soft, my e-mails may often bounce! Especially if one sends an attachment. Frankly, what is an email if one cannot be allowed to sent attachments? If so, once I had sent an e-mail; I will always follow-up with an SMS or a Whatsapp for local clients. And sure enough.. lots of time.. they do not receive my email. I have to then ask the client to check their spam folder. Hot mail is really too hot to handle... P.S. If not for the need to keep old clients reports and the need to use Smartdraw 2002, would simply have moved to A…

Today's Singapore... No, I am not a sitting Judge. I was once an SG NUS PMET. My wife just left me. I was retrenched a few years ago. My mum is calling me now.. What is it MUM! What I meant was Bills, bills and more bills... *** NOTE: This is purely a work of fiction ***

Non-UV Umbrella specifically for Sunny Days... who says cannot use for rainy days.

Mee means noodles. This signage says just that: 1 ton noodles... Location: Book Keng Market and Food Centre

Did you notice many units with sagging ziptracks? Barely a few days or months and many of the canvas looks like this… sagging old… Worse, some do not have a green label. And when contact with sunlight and UV may emit vinyl toxic substances…eg. Formaldehyde etc… Barely a few days or months and many of the canvas looks like this… sagging old…

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Never buy a CLOCK as a gift to a Chinese!

Sometimes, it may not be what it seems to be! WTF, WTF, WTF!

Oh dear me! so many clocks facing my home! Is Osama rumoured dead? If not, ask him to help demolish the building for me! PLEASE HELP!!!

Scroll down…. Iced Coffee Black! With a straw! Who drinks…. Beer with a straw…

NO: ERP, Auto-lock, kidnap! Am Chinese

Means previously we are not here! Or we were closed for renovations but now open… Nearby to this Kopitiam…in Woodlands

A west facing home may result in family members becoming "suntan". For example, in a high rise with many parts of the home facing west, direct afternoon bringing UV lights may penetrate several living areas of a home!

Even if the word “Fu” is yo be placed upside down, not like this. But should be a “diamond“ shape.. LOL Highlighted this to the coffee show staff at Bukit Batok West Ridges..

Most likely one can find "spirits" dwelling in wells!

This boss; usually locates his worst worker at this workstation. With the hope that the worker would feel stressed and automatically resigns. How cruel can one get?

I often receive enquires to this question....

Advice for men: Never, never allow the kitchen to be of equal size to the living room or even bigger! Else, your partner will dominate you "like hell!" You don't want a situation where, she becomes the boss of the home. Just imagine! Your wife becomes the Minister of Finance and Defence at home! And YOU? Well, a Minister without any portfolio! Hanpecked? Well, make sure that the size of your home's kitchen is as small as possible!

Why are you staring so hard at my bed-head frame? Are you surpised at something? Don't worry! Both myself and spouse are still around...

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