Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

The Mayan calendar ended on 21 December 2012. For some, they are even prepared to live underground if such an even occurred even if the Feng Shui may not be that fantastic. To some, survival is their top choice!

1. It is good that Singapore is continously "harvesting" it's rivers by building dams to create additional water reserviors.Marina bay, punggol etc.. 2. Large water positions good rite? 3. This child... put two and two together and he is creating his own water fall (fresh floride water) in his parent's home! Good luck to him!

This person is either too free or MAD! He keeps on imagining himself on a portait on a hearse and travelling all over Singapore to his final destination.. a certain crematoria...

I dare you:- IF IT DOES'NT TASTE GOOD, TELL US. IF IT DOES, TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

What you mean by too large? If the kitchen is larger than the living room; it is said that the women would control the entire home! In Singapore, she (the women or wife) will become the Minister of Finance at home; while her husband would become the Minister without portfolio.....

The famous axiom " If it ain't broken.. don't fix-it " .... how true....

Yes / No?

Do we just consider our personal space (interior of the home)?

Pretty recently renovated Hawker Centre & Market..... If you know that the tiles are would become slippery when wet; then why install it in the first place?

Oh dear me! so many clocks facing my home! Is Osama rumoured dead? If not, ask him to help demolish the building for me! PLEASE HELP!!!

You mean you want me to sit at a location where staff frequently resigns? Why so mean to me?

No! BUT a smiling frog is indeed good FENG SHUI... Erh.. ain't it nice to see something refreshing, colourful and nice? So many colours represents happy, bright and cheerful family..... great for Feng Shui right? Even if it is truly no Feng Shui stuff...

Many of the Feng Shui concepts has it's roots in pure commonsense!

But what happens if I always GIVE and she always TAKES IT ALL? Can this happen? WHY NOT?

Actually none! Especially if your boss has become your greatest enemy!

Doctors may need to examine a sick patient and conduct some tests. And only after the test findings can the doctor, understand your health problem(s). With Feng Shui is the same thing. Even a Feng Shui practitioner needs to gather as much facts and even chart out the "birth-chart" of a home to understand better the situation, before they can "prescribe" cures or enhancements for a home. Thus many good Feng Shui practitioners doing professional audits would:- 1st Visit to clients home or office: Use their Luo Pan (compass) and scan the external and internal environments. And get a copy of the layout plan and all relevant personal particulars of the family. (The Fe…

What has communism got to do with the Five Elements concept? Do you see RED??

Are the buildings on this plot of land inauspicious or is it the plot of land or both?

1. Imagine, a three-legged toad can be manufactured for less than the Chinese 50 renminbi, but sold at an exorbitant price of US$688 or more! The mark-up is several hundreds to even thousand times...! 2. This is why, many Geomancers find it more lucrative to push such products. They push.... and WE may most likely get pushed out of a cliff! 3. Do always remember this line: "When the BUYING STOPS, the SELLING CAN!"

A guideline is to : check when the lease started on the home. Or the date of TOP

Both of you are in deep credit-card debt! How are both of you gona, see me thru to my tertiary education! Please wake up! MUM & DAD! Investing in me is investing in your future! Your future is me! I will make sure that when I grow up, I will fully support both of you! You never know... I may be another Bill Gates or Warren Beatty! But will never get involved in that guy who once said " I did not have sex with that girl "... Erh.. forgot what his name is or was? Beats me!

My geomancer pointed out that my home is in a cul de sac!

For an existing business, when replacing a sign; remove the existing sign and place it mid-way not bring it down to the floor! Only when the new sign has been put up, then bring down the old sign totally!

1. I was told by my Geomancer that blue tinted glass or pasting blue film on my home's glass is considered inauspicious. 2. As it symbolically represents "water" wealth leaking out of the home... Therefore I got this re-framer to change our my window glass to the more common clear white or greenish tone..

1. She is a marketing executive for a Feng Shui Emporium. 2. She is highly motivated by all her bosses! In fact, she found out that all her bosses have paintings and mottos of : You & US behind each of their desks! 3. She has commissioned a famous artist to create a suitable "You & US" painting! 4. And this painting is now proudly displayed behind her seat! 5. In general, the painting is about YOU (like a waiter, be slaved into buying) her products! 6. She hoped that her boss would be very happy with this new additional painting! And one day, soon, she hopes to be promoted!