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1. I am a housewife looking after #3 children. 2. My #3 children are always fighting, running around, creating nuisance, disturbing the peace.. My home looks like a war zone! 3. My Geomancer says something like #3 is no good! Leads to quarrels, conflicts.. and mental issues... HELP! How to decide which child to discard? SPCA? Any clues?

1. Some people gain lots of weight by over-eating as they want to drown their sorrows thru food. 2. Some want to forget all the bad things. 3. A father did just that but to his son! He could not get to teach his son some numbers. 4. For example, in his father's vocabuary, his father convienently left out some number.. here goes: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 These are the numbers according to his father... belongs to the first 10 digits of numbers...

1.Real water in a bath tub = water element rite? 2. How about the tingling sensation of getting a electric shock? Hmm... fire element? Yes or no?

1. According to the Construction authority; my skull is rated to withstand an impact equivalent of Flying Star #2 but not the more powerful #5! 2. Today, I am very lucky! A small brick equivalent of #2 hit my head. And they were right! My head (skull) was able to withstand #2! 3. Next time, I will be more careful! I will have to wear the hard-hat which is rated to be able to withstand an impact from a #5 equivalent weight! Thank GOD, my thick skull saved me!

This company does not call itself "Famous Feng Shui" master like some newbies on the internet. However, their Feng Shui prowless is extraordinary! This company is called: MOUNTAIN STAR LTD. You guessed it! They specialise in activating Mountain Star#8! See how this company can help you! Our motto: "We turn dirt into GOLD! 4 U!"

Instead of having constant bad luck, this person overcame it, some-how. God knows how? Who cares, so long as he climbs out of dangerous situations ... what the heck!

Help me! Help me! Why? Why? Can Feng Shui help me?

This water feature is courtesy of this person's wife's idea... His geomancer is complaining that instead of spouting wealth, this water feature actually wastes more water; and spouts or shoots wealth all over the place! SUCKS!

Hey! This is the networking, relationship luck sector! Water at this location, will "drown" the mountain!

1. I was told by my Geomancer that blue tinted glass or pasting blue film on my home's glass is considered inauspicious. 2. As it symbolically represents "water" wealth leaking out of the home... Therefore I got this re-framer to change our my window glass to the more common clear white or greenish tone..

1. It is good that Singapore is continously "harvesting" it's rivers by building dams to create additional water reserviors.Marina bay, punggol etc.. 2. Large water positions good rite? 3. This child... put two and two together and he is creating his own water fall (fresh floride water) in his parent's home! Good luck to him!

1. As the CFO was not happy with her Boss's comments on her "lousy" company logo; 2. The CFO handed a resignation letter and formed a new company. Guess what name did she choose. 3. Today, this CFO is a multi-billionare and owns vast amounts of shares in many Shipping companies all over the world.

1. What do you think of my new company logo? 2. I wanted a nice name for my business. 3. I am a Christian and want to show the world that I am one. I spoke to my graphics designer and he came up with such a wonderful company logo that has both a nice name and a distinct cross on it! 4. But why did the Geomancer says he does not like it? He hate guns? As it looks like a gun sight to me?

What happens in this senario:- Which level we now lastlive our life on earth;determines where one will go, later... Just imagine this.... Ground Floor: Will not go up or down to Heaven or Hell. Will remain on this earth as a wondering spirit! Basement: The higher the basement number, the very likely one will go to hell. For example: Basement 4: Die, die will go to Hell!

The Mother of All Mountain Stars! From Saudia Arabia, to Egypt, to Iraq, to Iran to Dubi to Turkey!

Eight House concept should be threated as a Nice-to-have (do) and not a MUST-have (do it) kind of thing!

I have a plan! Let's neutralise our neighbor's poison arrow: a Ba gua mirror aimed towards my home!

1. This condo has two blocks: East and West Block. 2. Eligibility: You MUST show proof that you are Either OR East or West Group person. 3. An East Group Person must not own a West Group home and vice versa. 4. If your spouse or partner is not of the same group as you; for example you are an East Group, your wife is a West Group; please switch spouse with someone of your own "Kind". 5. Visitors must belong to the same group! If your visitor is a West group, but you are an East Group; so sorry... please go meet him/her elsewhere! 6. Again, if your children does not belong to your same group; swap children with your neighbour's child. Can you understand the rule…

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Sssh! This is TOP SECRET! To further advance his career, this man by the name of Mr Gohin the NE part of Singapore.. did this every day! He works in a skyscrapper .... and his motivationis to advance his career, by whatever means he feels necessarily!

Can we put on our thinking caps and; let's not panic! Try to figure a way to disarm this crazy poison arrow? Call Magnum PI? Or use a Magnum gun? I'am afraid, I may miss! Get hold of a shot-gun! And aim / shoot at the general direction! Let's spill lead at the target!

1. As we all know, Titanic did sink! 2. Imagine, even a ship built with so many individual compartments cannot stay afloat! 3. The most recent theory was that the steelfor the ship although adequate for that time, can get brittle. 4. And it was foundalso that at majority of the rivets were forged by machines to bind the pieces of steel. 5. Many inaccesible locations that needed hammering of rivets were done by hand. And because of this, softer steel or wrought iron were used to form the rivets. And many ofthesesofter steel were found to have slag or britte material. 6. And whenTitanic glazedan iceberg, many of the weak riverts gave way and several of it's w…

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