Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Sorry, this shelter was donated by a Feng Shui Master who is a west group. There are no shelter for the East Group persons... So sorry!

"We MUST respect our ELDERS!" Multiple choice question:- This is the famous words uttered by:- a. Confucious b. a Singaporean lady lawyer c. President Obama d. Castro of Cuba Answer? = b. a Singaporean lady lawyer (mentor)

I tried to become an air-force pilot so that I can wear a blue jacket! But, was not accepted by the air-force. Thus no choice, I don't like being a policeman; so I became a postman.

You must be a weak metal person or weak earth person!

Your home is your castle, but my home is my FOOD!

1. Where is my home's mountain star #8, located? 2. Please wait for your Geomancer to place this sign at the correct spot! Easy isn't it?

Can you count the number of colours on this

Unlike the rest of other imitation Feng Shui ring, this RING is for real! This "RING" allows my child to enjoy himself whole-heartedly! i.e. the stadium ring...

Must be GOOD? RITE??

1. If I want to sell something can I use Feng Shui as an excuse? 2. Is Feng Shui a CURE ALL for everything? YES / NO?? Don't Know??

A chairman of a company recently did a retrenchment exercise for his company... Check out how he does it...

Her birthday is coming soon! Quick! What should I get for her? Equally, she behaves like a log in bed! A piece of wood!

What is your wealth element? Don't Know!

1. Some people gain lots of weight by over-eating as they want to drown their sorrows thru food. 2. Some want to forget all the bad things. 3. A father did just that but to his son! He could not get to teach his son some numbers. 4. For example, in his father's vocabuary, his father convienently left out some number.. here goes: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 These are the numbers according to his father... belongs to the first 10 digits of numbers...

You are worthless? Worth only a dime and a dozen? Worth more than a bucket of dirt? Really, can you tell me how much I am truly worth? Please???

YES / NO / MAYBE?

I have both leaks in my car and home! HELP! SOS!

Simply, don't ever give a Chinese a gift of either a bell or a clock! It is inauspicious!

If each candle denotes 10 years, it means that you are 10 x 3 or 30 years old!

Do you know what a gate of purification; looks like? Many of us may have seen it in some of the "street fighter" type of games.....have you seen one close?

My clothing looks normal. How do you know that I got lots of $$$$??? Please tell me, quick! I don't want to catch any attention!

We must buy this in the name of Feng Shui! Sorry, you must buy this, NOT ME! STU-PIG!