Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Some of us have specific qualties to look for in our future partner. This lady's specifications are based purely on compatibility in the Chinese Horoscope! www.lovesigns.net

1. For sure, to progress in Heaven, the higher one climbs, the better! 2. In Hell, the lower one goes under the better one gets!

Are there any other methods of getting rid of staff instead of paying them retrenchment benefits?

Is it possible that every person who had ever owned this home; has died an unnatural death in this home? From the first owner to the last owner? By the way, please take note that JON, the 5th owner died in January 2010. Call this a house of calamity or house of death!

How best to safe oneself? Set a good example? Eat vegetables only?

Not everyone is born with a silver spoon! Usually for every 1,000,000 person, the 1,000,001 person is born with a silver spoon! Do you know of anyone?

Can you tell which spider web is of Chinese Origin? Which is akin to the Mad Cow Disease? Which is like the lights on a Christmas tree? Unfortunately, no prize for the correct answer (s)

Most likely one can find "spirits" dwelling in wells!

This owner values something more than the rest! WHAT IS IT?????

Yes, you made some improvements. But how much is your improvement? Oops! To confess, I drank less, just pass motion....

My Sincere Apologies, this one SEXIST. But is for real. No bull-shit. And did occur in the past! If you may be offended, please leave this page, now! I DID WARN YOU! ============================================ YOU WERE WARNED! ============================================ Wanted: Healthy production unit! Wow! This title sounds more like an assembly line and nothing near being human! In the past, in the 1800's to 1960's even; some very rich Chinese families; especially wealthy overseas Chinese ladies or Tai Tai would want their son to marry a woman that can bear him children. For security, many children so that the probability of having a male son would be higher. A…

More often, one does not put their hearts into it..... If the inputs are rubbish; the result is also rubbish! G.I.G.O. GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT. "Leave them be"

My Geomancer's Keywordsare : UP! UP! and AWAY!

A dragon with five claws is reserved only for the Chinese Emperor. While a prince may wear clothing with a dragon motif but with only four claws.

I always prayed hard for a car! BUT the colour of this car sucks! It's RED = girls! GIVE me a BLUE car, please!

The Five Elements can be represented either by colour or shapes:- RED or PINK = FIRE, BLUE = WATER, SQUARE=EARTH, GREEN=WOOD & CIRCLE=METAL" Reference: http://talk.geomancy.net

This is an incident; the Great Admiral Zheng He came across during one of his travels to South-Asia...

Interesting: WE BUY JUNK AND SELLANTIQUES SOME FOOLS BUY SOME FOOLS SELL

Recently, I got lots of misses.. as they say a "miss (missed oportunity) is as good as a mile!"

Are you sure it has excellent QI? Wait till a tornadoe arrives and the whole Class 1 stuf disappears! OOPS!!!!

This is a very good signage "We buy junk and sell antiques. Some fools buy and some fools sell"... Previously, I took a photo of the back of the shop.. here goes the frontage!

Mind your language? ACTUAL Signage says: "Camera in Surveillance" Should this sign be changed to: " Surveillance Camera in Operation?" P.S. Location: Jurong Point Shopping Complex Annex

This signage says: "BEST STALL FOR RENT" If this STALL is so great; why is it being abandoned by a previous stall-holder or owner??? Note: This food-court is in the NorthLink Building; 10 Admiralty Street. This industrial building alone has at least four food-courts.

Oh dear! Do not tamper with the fans. Anyone doing so may be referred to the Police. What an unusual or rather "weird" signage! GOSH!

In this newly completed HDB building project; workers are not allowed to go to sites like Facebook... Oops! sorry! sorry! This is not an office environment; but rather a construction site! Therefore how can construction workers get hold of their own personal computer(s)! But rather... the workers on this construction site were instructed not to sleep and eat inside the multi-storey car park... Most likely the supervisorsof the developerare worried that sleeping in the car park can be harzardous for their health. For example, a vehicle may just roll and kill the poor worker who is sleeping on the job!