Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

I cannot blame you for mistaking HERON BAY executive condo for HEROIN BAY EC. But ain't it a good thing that some can become so addictive to HEROIN, sorry, I mean HERON BAY....

Please don’t steal this signage! As it belongs to the police. By the way, please use a U-lock instead of this flimsy lock!

This is Cop-on-TOP at Toa Payoh Trellis Towers He is holding a radar gun + he takes speed readings of the REAR end of vehicles = very sneaky...I must say... He is seated at the YELLOW arrow:

Can you let me know where are the leaks? (Wealth leaks) not the plumber!

Erh? Both? Can?

Are you drunk? Or are you practicing some kind of Kung Fu? Called Drunken Kung Fu?

Hi Sir/Madam, 1. Please understand this: 2. Ask for a Quote:

Standing inside the door looking outwards.... any "suspicious" objects facing the door? YES/NO?

The best water feature is natural! A real waterfall is good because when water falls, water frictions with the air to create negative ions. Negative ions, will bond and neutralise positive ions..... Nothing beats real water-fall...

Auto-suggestion is an important "Human-luck" tool... And don't forget about it!

+++++ At a Poulet outlet at Vivo city ++++++ A mother: " How much is for half-a-chicken?" Waitress: "Madam, it is $15/-. While a whole chicken costs only $35/-." A mother: "OK give me half-a-chicken" +++ Next day.... @ Whole Child Nurture Centre +++ The same mother: " How much for half a-child?" Principal: " Whole child for a month is $2,450/-. For half-a-child the fee is $1,200/-" The same mother: "In this case.. I take half-a-child.. will do.." Principal: " In this case, take a bus to Yishun. …

You see me good. I see you better!

Hey! We are not counterfeiters! We are the Treasury! Quick! What is the fastest way to accumulate wealth? Call MY GEOMANCER, NOW! To: the White house and Treasury, first!

Many of us fear living in either a haunted house or a house that may invite Dracula or Count Dracula and his cronies the vampires... You can also try to avoid getting your home haunted by not using curtains with these colours... "YOUR CHOICE! YOUR HOME!" Invite the Count or the Spirits... really it is up to U!

A mad Master + his equipment = demonstrating his concept of "the flow of qi".....

Fundamentals of Shapes and Forms is that a plot of land should have clear space or water position (moving water) at the frontage and a mountain support. For quantum leap in Feng Shui, there must be more than this..... http://www.geomancy.net/products/po-hunting/po-hunting-faq.htm

Quantum Leap in Feng Shui is about sucking wealth from the neighbourhood. Yes, it is not a crime! The difference is I am RICH while you are POOR! The rich gets richer and the poor, poorer!

Geomancers are good at squeezing out "Quatum Leap" and fixing the leaks....

What is the difference between a criminal robber and a home with Quantum Leap? A home with Quantum Leap sucks wealth "rob" the environment for wealth. While a robber, tries to hold up - often gets caught and shot to death or goes to jail. This is the main difference. Can I fall in love with a robber? Yes, Why not? Especially one who employs Quantum Leap in Feng Shui! No one can catch him doing so! Why is it that the Rich gets Richer, and the Poor? Look at it this way: Do you want to end up as the poor robber, shot-to death or a non-discrete Rich guy? With a nice property?

Q: What is quantum leap in Feng Shui? A: It is like having a home that SUCKS wealth from the neighborhood! Q: How do you know when it works? A: Look at me in the picture, below! Can't you tell I am happy and prosperous looking, yet equally handsome, rite?

Have a rare Pokemon also visited your new home? Yes/No/May Be or like me never play Pokemon at all? Also don't know what is so rare about this creature?

RAT: YOU MADE MY DAY! BEAR: THANKS!