Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

All Chinese are very particular about getting married on an auspicious date! In fact, 99.99% of all Chinese do check that their wedding date is auspicious (or not).... Some even placed a string on their finger "Don't forget....."

Meet the THREE directors: Fu Lu Shou of the Holistic Approach to Feng Shui: 1. Heaven Luck (born with) 2. Earth Luck (Feng Shui of home & office) 3. Human or Man Luck (Relationships)

Butterflies have a relatively short life! And we simply don't want our company to have a short-life also! Remember, don't select the butterfly as a logo! If you do, you will also have a short-life in the company! YOU ARE FIRED!!!!

The Confessions of a Lady Geomancer... 1. When the buying STOPS! The selling CAN! 2. When a CEO of a famous charity wanted to install a gold tap in his office - bathroom toilet; he got caught red-handed when he sued a news-paper.... 3. But when a Feng Shui Master sold in-the-name of Feng Shui products and use her spoils; to install solid gold sinks, taps, and toilet bowls.. no one can falter her, WHY? WHY? WHY?

The Boss can activate the Mountain Star in his personal office room. Although I don't have a room at work, I will make sure that I activate a much bigger and better mountain star at home. He uses symbolic mountain in the form of a painting. BUT, I use REAL landscaping rocks!

Let's arrange marriage for our children on 08.08.08! Even Chinese who have been under Communist Rule no longer feel or belief that marriage in the Chinese 7th Lunar month is inauspicious!

1. Under Shapes and Forms Feng Shui, it is best to do a walk-about of the premises and the surrounding environment. 2. Nowadays, the next best alternatives are photos of the site, especially if you hire an overseas expert to the work.

What did the architect say about the revised layout plans?

It cannot happen to me! Yes: Money cannot drop down from the sky! But it can drop "SHIT" on you!

What more do you want? My academic Geomancer, has read and studied that sites where we can see the dragon embracing the tiger (in a gentle embrace) is considered some of the best lands around. Unfortunately, the Geomancer is not a practicing person. He is what you called a book worm type of non-hands on person. Not all business, can succeed! In fact in many instances 8 out of 10 business ventures fail within a year or two! Feng Shui is not a cure all! What? A hotel in the middle of a deserted desert! Are you mad?

Only good Feng Shui companies... place this signage in their stores!

Rich or poor, everyone certainly have their problems... Find out what problems... I am facing... now...

"Thank GOD, we found this SITE!"

1. There are exceptional homes that can enjoy Quantum Leap in Feng Shui. 2. Unfortunately, there are many other homes that are equivalent of a 10 year run down car. No matter how much one revv or try to improve the home, it still may remain run-down...

This picture was taken last Friday, at a Sales Convention organised by a Feng Shui Emporium. Find out how this convention can do for you: STEW-PIG!

You must be punished!

Down-Under! Not Up, please! Many of us, we brought up to think that we should aim to go to Heaven! But, some people, felt that Heaven is really no fun! Cannot smoke, cannot practise Feng Shui, cannot cheat on spouse, cannot gamble, cannot this cannot there... so for this group, they feel that it is meaningless to go up there! This group prefers to go down there!

1. Studies found that between a toilet seat and a PC keyboard; the PC keyboard was found to have more types of germs than the toilet seat itself! 2. Remember to clean your PC Keyboard regularly! And wash your hands before eating food! 3. In addition, this PC does not allow any YELLOW screen background to be used else, it may breakdown!

If China does not have the answer.. maybe, just maybe: Ireland can provide you the answer?

Spotted this at a private road... It's a panel van. Okay, this is certainly not Band Aid..

Did you notice many units with sagging ziptracks? Barely a few days or months and many of the canvas looks like this… sagging old… Worse, some do not have a green label. And when contact with sunlight and UV may emit vinyl toxic substances…eg. Formaldehyde etc… Barely a few days or months and many of the canvas looks like this… sagging old…

You can always check the next 30 days auspicious dates for one or two persons under this url:- http://dates.geomancy.net or simply type: dates.geomancy.net

Help me! My son reguarly gets into fights! He plays truant from school. He mixes with bad company. His study is getting from bad to worse! He made a girl pregnant. He ran away from home recently. Haven't seen him for nearly two weeks! Can someone help me, please! I beg you!

During a recession, some business prosper even more! Guess which ones? How about:- Car repossers? Loan Sharks (illegal money lenders) Medical (as one grows old, does not matter about the economy) Education (more decide to further their studies) any more careers that you have not mentioned? hmmmm....