Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Down-Under! Not Up, please! Many of us, we brought up to think that we should aim to go to Heaven! But, some people, felt that Heaven is really no fun! Cannot smoke, cannot practise Feng Shui, cannot cheat on spouse, cannot gamble, cannot this cannot there... so for this group, they feel that it is meaningless to go up there! This group prefers to go down there!

We must buy this in the name of Feng Shui! Sorry, you must buy this, NOT ME! STU-PIG!

1. It is a modern invention. We can sit on it. 2. It has it's own "room". 3. Usually, in a public place, it is separated into: "Boys" and "Girls"...

RAT: YOU MADE MY DAY! BEAR: THANKS!

In a survival situation, do we think of the basic necessities or "luxury" items?

We have millions of baterial in our mouth. Most of them are bad ones....

1. She is a marketing executive for a Feng Shui Emporium. 2. She is highly motivated by all her bosses! In fact, she found out that all her bosses have paintings and mottos of : You & US behind each of their desks! 3. She has commissioned a famous artist to create a suitable "You & US" painting! 4. And this painting is now proudly displayed behind her seat! 5. In general, the painting is about YOU (like a waiter, be slaved into buying) her products! 6. She hoped that her boss would be very happy with this new additional painting! And one day, soon, she hopes to be promoted!

1. Insurance studies had shown that red and grey cars are more prone to accidents. 2. In addition, in some countries it is illegal to use the cell phone without handsfree aid!

In the Chinese astrology, pigs are social animals. Like humans, they enjoy the companionship of their kind. In many countries, pigs are farm animals. But in muslim countries... they consider pigs "dirty!" No wonder... look how one, that was presented as a gift by China .... http://www.smh.com.au/world/science/afghanistans-only-pig-quarantined-in-flu-fear-20090506-aula.html

Once upon a time, this organization had given approval for it's executive committee (EXCO) to spent not more than $20K each time. Now, an auditmay be considered to see if the EXCO had wrongly overspent their money on useless Feng Shui products!

"We MUST respect our ELDERS!" Multiple choice question:- This is the famous words uttered by:- a. Confucious b. a Singaporean lady lawyer c. President Obama d. Castro of Cuba Answer? = b. a Singaporean lady lawyer (mentor)

An UP arrow sign signifies progress....

My geomancer pointed out that my home is in a cul de sac!

5-2-9!

1. Please tell me about this new condo: specifically which block and stacks are good. 2. What you mentioned is not enough! I want to know what cure it is for the stack. 3. Can you also comment on the layout plan.... The landscape, the site, the block, the stack, the layout plan....

Agree?

Yes, I really do have buddha ears! Check me out!

My home is the most secure home on earth! 24 hours security, 3 course meals daily and more!

What does it mean or symbolise? A pot of gold?

Show a picture to different persons and you will most probably get different responses!

A chairman of a company recently did a retrenchment exercise for his company... Check out how he does it...

Her birthday is coming soon! Quick! What should I get for her? Equally, she behaves like a log in bed! A piece of wood!

Can Osama help?