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  1. These TOILET CUBICLEs (for the elderly)signs are NOT REAL. Can you figure out which signs are for WHOM? Cubicle 1 : White person Cubicle 2 : Black person Cubicle 3 : Chinese (Yellow skin) Cubicle 4 : Gay person

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  2. Once upon a time; prior to the year 2010; Geomancers were literally called: a Geomancer or Master (si-fu). Today, tomorrow and always. Today, some Geomancers decide that this is not enough! They want to be called something else. Under Symbolism, it ain't good to be a Grand Master... there are dire consequences, here. You may just be imortalised when you R.I.P.! Or rather... it means... you are close to or near to your date with R.I.P.! or YIN Feng Shui. (YIN = dead) Morale of the story? Who should be called a Grand Master? It simply means, your time is nearly up!

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  3. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Hmm... wondering what does this sign mean? "Sense of Taste?" Location: newly TOP Oasis at Elias condo in Pasir Ris

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  4. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Hmm.. Female, first, then Male, then Female then Male or Female, first, then Male, then Gay?

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  5. Really, how do I know your restaurant serves good tasting food? This restaurant solves the problem! You will know that it serves good tasting food even before you buy from them!

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  6. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Slim chance means there is still some glimmer of hope. Fat hope means really no hope at all.

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  7. Don't show this or tell it to your wife! If not, you will not be allowed to sleep in the master bedroom for some time!

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  8. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Let's say two persons lost their Handphone. Who is most likely to get their phone returned? While whose phone would be lost forever? IPHONE 4S or NOKIA LUMIA 800? Most likely, the finder of the Nokia Lumia 800 finds it so cumbersome that they literally returned it to the owner.... while as for the iphone 4S? It's history!

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  9. Huh? Why poor Shapes and Forms!

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  10. Started by Cecil Lee,

    From family album of relatives in the 1950's. A smile a day keeps the doctor away!

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  11. The green dragon is suppose to be in a gentle embrace with the white tiger. How about, instead, a snake with 4 heads in a siamese twins X2?

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  12. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Please call me a Feng Shui Master and nothing else, please!

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  13. Started by Cecil Lee,

    This boy's mum bought him this T-shirt with a purpose.... Action speaks louder than words.... So does this boy and his friends learn from this?

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  14. To many of us, this sign reminds us of a chopper bicycle (handle) or simply a bicycle. However, this person is rather creative and came up with another meaning for this signage! Like the most recent By-Elections. Where the opposition (Workers Party) mentioned that unfortunately, today's Men-In-White only knows: White or Black. But they (WP wears BLUE!) Erh.. MIW... you should ponder over this.... Cheers!

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  15. Started by Cecil Lee,

    When a car stalled and cannot start; where do we sent the car to? [A.] Car accessories shop to change the stereo system [B.] Car workshop to have the problem diagnosed and fixed [C.] Pray hard for a miracle cure Would you believe; however, some choose [A.], instead. Don't believe me, check this out:- http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=6&mid=31511&new=

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  16. To take this bicycle, it is actually more efficient to cut through the entire railing rather than to individually remove the various (numerous) locks.

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  17. Trial & Error or Feng Shui? Which one? BOTH!

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  18. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Pretty recently renovated Hawker Centre & Market..... If you know that the tiles are would become slippery when wet; then why install it in the first place?

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  19. One can find many odd ornaments on the dashboard of various vehicles in Singapore. Today, had spotted this "unusual" tropy on a dashboard of a panel van... Hmm.. make a guess what it means?

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  20. Started by Cecil Lee,

    At an existing construction site for a newly under construction condominium project; this developer has a systematic helmet colour code to identify job functions..... Huh? there is also a helmet colour code to identify a geomancer also? Is this for real?

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  21. Started by Cecil Lee,

    There are strange signs. In some places.. there are even stranger signs.... How about "No begging" please?

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  22. Started by Cecil Lee,

    I dare you:- IF IT DOES'NT TASTE GOOD, TELL US. IF IT DOES, TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

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  23. Started by Cecil Lee,

    What do you THINK? Do you agree?

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  24. Started by Cecil Lee,

    Not to long ago; even in the 1930's to as late as 1960's; a marriage broker may recommend a wife. And sometimes, the potential (rich) parents-in-law; would want to know what theyare "purchasing" for their son. More importantly,the girl would be asked to stand-up. And in particular; the bride-to-be's mother-in-law would inspect the girl's features. She would start to look at the legs andknees for any "deformaties" or "irregularities"and at the ball joint area. She will then look at the girl's hip and facial features. Howis the girl's nose? sharp or flat shaped; ears; cheeks: high or low. All for the sake that if her son were to marry the girl; her future grand children wou…

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  25. Started by Cecil Lee,

    The police will always advice citizens to be vigilant at all times and don't let their SKIRTS down... Oops! PANTS DOWN Oops! Guard down....

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