Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

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The Water Dragon Classics (600 AD) deals with REAL water and MACRO Feng Shui. Some of the inauspicious shapes found in this caricature are meant for large districts not just a single home senario.

A bird flying freely implies "clear space". Bright Hall allows bright lights to fall onto a space.... And unobstructed view....

Make yourself, useful! ELSE!!!

Finally, this is how a Flower of romance home really looks like!

In an individual's ba zi, there exist the Ten Deities numbers. In this instance, the female's authority is significantly elevated! Conversely, the male (potential husband) has a low standing! This suggests that if the two were to marry, the female would likely take charge over the male in domestic matters: overseeing his finances! In Singapore, we might express this as: "The female assumes the role of Finance Minister, while the male takes on the position of Minister without a portfolio!"

When the buying stops; the selling can! Our grand father, father's time don't have such thing... these people are the greatest con-artists alive! Don't be that sucker! Please spread the word...

Once, I had visited a client! They had a 6 months old puppy! Their platform was all chewed up! But who cares! If the owner don't care, why should we! Furthermore, their puppy is like their child! Anything that the puppy does is considered cute and cuddily!

A single parent....

Oops! No wonder, the soild is so cheap! Gosh! It smells!

You mean I have to join A.W.A.R.E.? No! You DON'T have to! But you can like the A.W.A.R.E. saga send a NO-CONFIDENCE VOTE for the buying of commercial Feng Shui products! When the buying stops! The selling can!

RAT: YOU MADE MY DAY! BEAR: THANKS!

Hmm... sorry, this photo was taken immediately after my wife had ran away with our DOG! Just imagine! THE DOG is more important than all of US! Can't blame us for looking... like this rite???

HE is always rite! Who is HE?

Father of all crab says "Hear my confessions" http://wiki.geomancy.net/wiki/Newbie_Pitstop#Modern_Invention:_The_Confessions_of_Lin_Yun

1. If you are a worker, you will always remain a worker! 2. Let's face it! How many people are lucky enough to have Quantum Leap in their Feng Shui: without doing anything... money just flows to them!

Yes, I have a secret affair! Not that kind of secret affair! But a secret affair with the Feng Shui emporium! You see, I love to buy all sorts of (rubbish products) from? From the Feng Shui emporium! My wife recently found out as I left a paper trail.. max all my credit cards.. and the rest is history... bills, bills, bills and bills!

It is fated! As I was born in the year of the Dragon; I can't become a postman! As dogs really, really hate me!

Where do you want me to place the huge 10 tons of mountain star? Please?

" Auto-suggestion serves as a potent mechanism that can significantly influence one's thoughts and behaviors; therefore, it is essential to approach it with caution to avoid negative outcomes." - Master Cecil Lee, Geomancy.net

Finally, we are moving to a new home... and washing our hands with detergent.... from this troublesome home...

Once, I was asked this question: How come Geomancy.net does not advertise in any print media such as newspapers or magazine? "Geomancy.net enjoys lots of referrals and is highly visible on the web!" If one has to advertise on the print media to showcase one's website; this is really bad!...... In order to be successful; people Search thru the web rather than vice-versa! I remembered clearly... 8 years ago; every year; someone from the Yellow Pages would call me up and "desperately" ask me to advertise in the Yellow pages. I said NO! Even at that time; I never even bother to collect my Yellow pages Directory. And suprise; there were around two years that they hand…

There can only be ONE winner. And the winner takes ALL!

This type of "fire" using a red lamp with LED lights are much safer than the earlier....caricature.

If not sure whether a dustbin can affect your wealth; always use a "covered" dustbin. Or those "designer" type that looks nice.