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An insurance study has mentioned that both RED and GREY cars are more prone to accidents:- 1. RED car Some people have a harder time "paying" attention to the (red) brake lights of a red car. As the entire car is red, more distraction. This was more evident especially in the past where there was no THIRD brake light at the rear window area. And also in the past the bulbs were truly small glass bulbs unlike today where LED ones were used. Sometimes, glass bulbs were faulty also. 2. GREY car Especially bad in a fog environment. As the road colour is quite close to the car's grey colour... can s…

Once, I had visited a client! They had a 6 months old puppy! Their platform was all chewed up! But who cares! If the owner don't care, why should we! Furthermore, their puppy is like their child! Anything that the puppy does is considered cute and cuddily!

Yeap, the title, says it all!

The cart comes before the horse or the horse comes before the cart?

How can you do this to me! Activating a "mountain" at a water wealth location! Furthermore, it has given me bruises, blue and black! Although I understand blue and black belongs to the water element! Hey! but this is my skin and bones! You are brusing me only! MORON!!

1. As I have always mentioned that many of the "Feng Shui" concepts have more to do with commonsense or cow-sense! 2. For example, what is this rubbish talk that one must qi circulating below the bed as it is no good sleeping without any "air circulating" below a person when sleeping. 3. Many millions of people all over the world simply sleep onto a surface area. For example, the Japanese would roll out their tatami mat in the evening to sleep and each morning roll it back. 4. However, a "fixed" platform bed has other significance, as it cannot be removed; unable to vacuum or even mob the floor where the platform bed sits..

Traditionally the hulu or bottle gourd was used under the circumstances where the sewerage pipe is directly above a stove...

Teacher, Policeman, Muslim & Geomancer: What have all these four persons in common? Actually, none! Instead, this picture "binds" them in their individual thinking and domain! Morale of the story? One man's meat is another man's poison?

The Boss can activate the Mountain Star in his personal office room. Although I don't have a room at work, I will make sure that I activate a much bigger and better mountain star at home. He uses symbolic mountain in the form of a painting. BUT, I use REAL landscaping rocks!

So what if I own a 100 birds painting or embroidery? It is not a crime rite? It is not like I did not have sex with that girl! Sue me! Where is your proof???

During a recession, some business prosper even more! Guess which ones? How about:- Car repossers? Loan Sharks (illegal money lenders) Medical (as one grows old, does not matter about the economy) Education (more decide to further their studies) any more careers that you have not mentioned? hmmmm....

My Geomancer says that White, Grey and Black are my auspicious colors as I am a weak water person. I am trying to buy a car. And try to choose any of these three colors!

Under Ba Zi, the two main careers are assoicated with: Career with wealth and Career with Power and Authority! Which one do you choose?

Quantum Leap in Feng Shui is about sucking wealth from the neighbourhood. Yes, it is not a crime! The difference is I am RICH while you are POOR! The rich gets richer and the poor, poorer!

This Wealth Manager does not work in a bank. But rather, he is hands on to dig a pond at your Water Wealth star location #8! Is'nt it wonderful? Oh? You still don't get it? Can't blame... simply no imagination.... You are not alone

Way back in the caveman days.....

How would I know?

Does the 666 Organisation provide us with a Credit (Charge) Card? Is there any limit and expiry date? No limit. Yes, the expiry date is equal to the day when we gain your SOUL!

This is a rough sketch of the SITE-PLAN of THE EAST WEST condo...

1. Imagine, a three-legged toad can be manufactured for less than the Chinese 50 renminbi, but sold at an exorbitant price of US$688 or more! The mark-up is several hundreds to even thousand times...! 2. This is why, many Geomancers find it more lucrative to push such products. They push.... and WE may most likely get pushed out of a cliff! 3. Do always remember this line: "When the BUYING STOPS, the SELLING CAN!"

1. Under Shapes and Forms Feng Shui, it is best to do a walk-about of the premises and the surrounding environment. 2. Nowadays, the next best alternatives are photos of the site, especially if you hire an overseas expert to the work.

Meet a typical Singaporean (SGP) who is out hunting for a bargain property overseas! Please don't be mistaken! This home is not for a mistress, but more likely to shelter either his only son or daughter who will be studying nearby to a "reputable" university! Let's meet him now!

How many chairs for the dining table?

You can always check the next 30 days auspicious dates for one or two persons under this url:- http://dates.geomancy.net or simply type: dates.geomancy.net

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