Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Oh my goosh! You have wrongly activated the water star! You have placed a "mountain" that drowns the water wealth location! WAKE-UP your ideas!

This is inauspicious! Don't do it!

It cannot happen to me! Yes: Money cannot drop down from the sky! But it can drop "SHIT" on you!

Spare a thought for me, mum! Why don't use save the money for a rainy day or for my future education?

CLUE: MOST OF US VISIT THIS PLACE AT LEAST TWICE A DAY! Even if you are a EUNUCH, you still need to visit the JON (JOHN)! John is a depository of "things!" So, what is the JOHN?

What is Fast Food Feng Shui? Since 1980's, many just pick up a book on Feng Shui: 101 ways to improve your Luck.. and then start to buy this-by-that.... This is what Fast Food Feng Shui is about..... "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing!"

"Thank GOD, we found this SITE!"

The winner goes to.... THE FENG SHUI EMPORIUM "We GOT lots of BULL! And thus able to give you lots of BULL-SHIT!"

Butterflies have a relatively short life! And we simply don't want our company to have a short-life also! Remember, don't select the butterfly as a logo! If you do, you will also have a short-life in the company! YOU ARE FIRED!!!!

Royal Bank of Scotland = Scottish (British) Bank. We are "British" and not American! That is the reason why we have to ask the QUEEN and NOT Obama!

Let's go green EVERYWHERE! Furthermore, your VOTE is SECRET! Yeah!!

Our home is guaranteed to enjoy double auspicious #8 at the frontage! As we can always, change the direction of our home's frontage! Can your home do that? Don't tell me that your double auspicious #8's have landed at the kitchen area. What a real PITY!

Q: What is quantum leap in Feng Shui? A: It is like having a home that SUCKS wealth from the neighborhood! Q: How do you know when it works? A: Look at me in the picture, below! Can't you tell I am happy and prosperous looking, yet equally handsome, rite?

He now regrets what he had done! How he wished that he does not own any credit cards!

If each candle denotes 10 years, it means that you are 10 x 3 or 30 years old!

All Chinese are very particular about getting married on an auspicious date! In fact, 99.99% of all Chinese do check that their wedding date is auspicious (or not).... Some even placed a string on their finger "Don't forget....."

Only good Feng Shui companies... place this signage in their stores!

Ideas, can be "borrowed" or "robbed!". In this example, a creative advertising company, decided to "circulate" the same advertisements for all their clients! Makes the graphic work simple as they do not have to create new ones... As well as, they can produce the advertisements cheaper! See how the company do it, below:-

Let's get married, fast!

2 stoves = 2 wife 4 stoves = 4 wife 6 stoves = 6 wife no stove? = no wife!

Just because it looks like a wealth position, may not mean that it is indeed a water wealth position!

"Rob Peter to pay who? (Paul!) "

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What is your wealth element? Don't Know!