Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

SAME OLD YEARLY BROKEN RECORD - WHAT'S NEW SINGTEL? [Above] Credit: Asked Meta AI to imagine SingTel's Broken Record... SingTel, why do you come across as so insincere? You promote an unlimited plan yet attempt to provide an additional free 1GB of local data for what purpose? It feels like adding insult to injury... LOL Honestly, if you have nothing of value to present, why not configure your system to refrain from sending messages to your unlimited clients? Dear Customer, Happy Birthday from Singtel! Enjoy additional free 1GB local data on this mobile line for 1 month from 01-If did not receive; please let me know-2021! You can view …

Hi Sir/Madam, 1. Please understand this: 2. Ask for a Quote:

Really? In 1966, Singapore has a road named: “Vampire Road”. Today it is non-existent! This suggests that somehow; Vampires were cleared from that street? How cool to have such an address?

Source & Credit: “My mom would often said this after buying new shoes “Bite the shoes or you’ll be bitten by the shoes”. Actually I don’t know how true it is but once I had forgotten about this, my ankle would have blisters.”

A mongrel dog’s tongue has black/greyish spots Source & Credit:

What do you think? Customer: “Of course the hawkers are happy! Hawker food but restaurant price! Hahaha”

See? This car has a special "Yellow Protection Charm" See It? You have or not?

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Fried rice (This one): claims that it can clog arteries and gives a heart ❤️ Attack? Don't believe?

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+++++ At a Poulet outlet at Vivo city ++++++ A mother: " How much is for half-a-chicken?" Waitress: "Madam, it is $15/-. While a whole chicken costs only $35/-." A mother: "OK give me half-a-chicken" +++ Next day.... @ Whole Child Nurture Centre +++ The same mother: " How much for half a-child?" Principal: " Whole child for a month is $2,450/-. For half-a-child the fee is $1,200/-" The same mother: "In this case.. I take half-a-child.. will do.." Principal: " In this case, take a bus to Yishun. …

Ah Long means loan shark

Good News! There is no such thing as a Perfect home. Even if we do built one it is considered to be close to perfect.. But having great Shapes and Forms is the major key success factor: Location, location & location!

If the sign says so.. it must be so.. right?...hmmm...

8.3.2020 In the midst of the COVID-19 .... plight... some humour... Hmmm...

Try to name a White elephant? Here's one... LOL

Often, if a client quotes a Hotmail account or it's sister outlook or any e-mail system belonging to Micro-the-Soft, my e-mails may often bounce! Especially if one sends an attachment. Frankly, what is an email if one cannot be allowed to sent attachments? If so, once I had sent an e-mail; I will always follow-up with an SMS or a Whatsapp for local clients. And sure enough.. lots of time.. they do not receive my email. I have to then ask the client to check their spam folder. Hot mail is really too hot to handle... P.S. If not for the need to keep old clients reports and the need to use Smartdraw 2002, would simply have moved to A…

No! Unless it is close to the Chinese New Year!

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