Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

What has communism got to do with the Five Elements concept? Do you see RED??

1. I don't know Shapes and Forms; neither do I know ba zi and Flying Star. But I insist that you must tell me how to have good Feng Shui! 2. Without good recipes or methods like Flying Star and ba zi, how are you going to have good situational awarness that can result in good Feng Shui? Are you dreaming?

1. If I want to sell something can I use Feng Shui as an excuse? 2. Is Feng Shui a CURE ALL for everything? YES / NO?? Don't Know??

Unlike the rest of other imitation Feng Shui ring, this RING is for real! This "RING" allows my child to enjoy himself whole-heartedly! i.e. the stadium ring...

I am a child. But I am trying to rescue my parents marriage! Mum, dad.. here I come.....................................

Interview excerpts with the MD of the Feng Shui Emporium:- Interviewer: "Sir! Why is the "US" so huge and "you" so small? " MD: "Under Symbolism in Feng Shui, I was told the bigger the fatter MY FISH (which means "US" the better!) While I remembered "YOU" should be small." Interviewer: " Now I understand! Can I ask you a favour? " MD: " Sure! Go Ahead!" Interviewer: " Thanks! In this case, I am asking a refund of $56,000 for all the useless products my wife purchased from YOU! I mean US, no I mean U. What ever "

Even in a recession, see how this "parasite" makes more money!

I am very, very afraid, that oil from the ground may run out before I retire! Even if my geomancer says oil is still good; my heart says go with AIG! With tax payer's money... what can go wrong? RITE?

1. You can either go to wiki.geomancy.net link:- http://wiki.geomancy.net/wiki/Caricatures:_Laughter_is_good_medicine OR click any of the links in each topic, below:- Ba Zi (Four Pillars / Pillars of Destiny) Ba Zi: Pink Is My Favourable Color Ba Zi: My Wealth Element Is 'Fire Career With WEALTH? = METAL ELEMENT My Best Colours: Blue, Black Or Grey! I Own A RED Car...... I Am A 'weak Fire' Person I Lack ' WATER ' Pillars Of Destiny: Color? Pillars Of Destiny: I Am A Weak-wood Person Pillars Of Destiny And Binding Elements Pillars Of Destiny & Circular Shapes Pillars Of Destiny And Color Of A Vehicle Pillars Of Destiny: Fire Element Cure Pillars Of Destiny: Fire …

Flower of romance can be of any kind! A water feature to the right side of the main door can lead to roving eyes! Roving eyes of whom? Can be either party! How about placing a mirror (or highly reflective glass surface?) This is symbolic of roving eyes of the husband ... where the mirror is said to reflect on the stove making the home have TWO stoves! One stove for the wife and the other for the "mistress".

What is so bad about seeing three chimneys from one's living room? Is it because of air-pollution?

So, so sorry! We Chinese believe that red and pink are considered auspicious! Thus, there is NO SUCH THING as a PINK slip for the Chinese! Unless you are giving a RED Packet or Hong Bao for occasions like Chinese New Year, Weddings & Birthdays! White slips or white envelopes are given e.g. during a wake (funeral occasion). Therefore, in keeping with the Chinese tradtion, this company realised it's mistake and, please look at this picture vs the last! Can you spot (ONE) the difference?

You are indeed a "sucker" if you don't buy this fabulous item! Previously US $1,000 now selling only US $18.88! Hurry, while stocks last!

Is this true?

Under the Eight House concept, it is pure and simple: EBONY OR IVORY. YES or NO! Are you working in a good sector? Yes or No? Are you sitting facing a good direction? Yes or No? What else do you want out of this theory or concept? This concept is either Yes or No? And there are no such things as BUT, IF or MAYBE! The saying goes a miss is as good as a mile! Are you working in a good sector? NO! Are you sitting facing a good direction?NO! JUST TOO BAD! NOTHING ELSE CAN BE DONE with this concept! It is YES OR NO! NO BUTS, IFS or MAYBE, please! If the baby is 3months old and cannot even stand-up, how can you make the baby run, please! You have to maximize your …

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OWNER: What? How can your heavy mountain star that weighs 30 Kg go missing?? Please?? DESIGNER'S WORKER: No, it is made of lead! No one will ever want to steal it, please? OWNER: How about Lex Lutor? The villian of Superman fame?

Says who? Says who? Says who???

1. Do you know when Fast Food Feng Shui, began? 2. Is Fast Food Feng Shui, with us now? in 2009? or has it completely exhausted itself? What do you think?

All fools started as innocent persons. But thru their GREED, they soon become FOOLs of themselves! Leaders are born-with? Fools will always be fools!

1. The Rich gets richer, and the poor is always getting into a vicious cycle of poverty! 2. Ignorata: The Rich invests in quality analysis. Even in Feng Shui, they, employ the best available methods and techniques. The Poor? Not only asks, but demand answers! Many stay in a tiny home and yet, pile their homes with "junk" commercial products... No wonder, they always get into a rut or vicious cycle of poverty! Even squeezing out their last hard-earned money to enrich sellers of useless commercial products! Serve them right!

Doctors may need to examine a sick patient and conduct some tests. And only after the test findings can the doctor, understand your health problem(s). With Feng Shui is the same thing. Even a Feng Shui practitioner needs to gather as much facts and even chart out the "birth-chart" of a home to understand better the situation, before they can "prescribe" cures or enhancements for a home. Thus many good Feng Shui practitioners doing professional audits would:- 1st Visit to clients home or office: Use their Luo Pan (compass) and scan the external and internal environments. And get a copy of the layout plan and all relevant personal particulars of the family. (The Fe…

1. Feint ignorant of the Flying Star Feng Shui and end up applying Trial and Error Feng Shui. 2. What is Trial and Error Feng Shui? It is simply like throwing a coin: Heads or Tails! Statistically, you end up with 50-50 chance of getting it right / or wrong!

1. A home is much like buying a car! 2. Imagine, you have a family of 8. And you own a China mini-cherry car or a 4-door saloon. No matter, how, you cannot squeeze all your family members into this 4-door saloon. You can, but you may have to tie two family members on the roof, and squeeze two more in the booth! 3. Some homes are like a run-down 20 year old hyundai car. No matter how much you Feng Shui the home, it can only run as bad as this gass guzzler and always break-down car! You cannot imagine that after the Feng Shui of the lousy home, your home or car can become a Ferrari or Mercedes S class!

1. A white collar worker's office is in a cosy air-conditioned office. 2. A blue collar worker's office is at his work-site. 3. A cook's office is in his kitchen. 4. An army officer's office is usually at field training. 5. A housewife's office is her home. 6. A swimmer's office is his swimming pool.....