Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

The Chinese Zodiac consists of 12 animal signs. And every 6 hours (erh... I mean 6 years) an animal sign will be directly opposite each other.... and this pairing is considered is worst amongst themselves... For example, in this illustration; a Dog has at least 6 years difference in age with a Dragon. And they are directly opposite each other..... thus considered the worst pairing. Same for a Rat with a Horse...

What is auto-suggestion & self-fulfilling prophecy about? It is said that if one were to scold a sheep or a cow = stupid; this will not lead to auto-suggestion. But if one were to scold a child : stupid, stupid, stupid! The child may end-up being stu-pig!

How come always being rejected? Blame on #3??

I must blame it on something... perhaps POOR Feng Shui?

Under the Five Elements Concept: Earth = Square or rectangle Metal = Circle Fire = Triangle

Does it matter what a place is called? Did you arrive on a refugee-ship? So what is this Boathouse Residences about?

The pen is mightier than the sword? Knowledge is power? Erh... found a worm in a book? = Bookworm?

It's truly a lemon and tastes so... so... sour!

If Mohammed will not go to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed.

Would you believe that the bird I caught is plea-bargaining with me?

Remember: When the buying stops, the selling CAN!

There is always nearly a "sweet spot" in an office, where the person who inadvertently sits on a spot would most likely would eventually resign....

Remember: "You stay there, we don't" applies in any advice given to home owners. As it is always so easy for a Geomancer to go to a home. For the next hour or two; dish out advice. Worse! This toilet cannot be used. That room cannot be used. And after he leaves... you are left with erh... "deep-shit" what should I do? Or rather not do!

He uses the Eight House concept for............... hmmmm... make a guess

Is there such a thing as a "water" element face?

There is a first time for everything. And there are all sorts of tables. This table unfortunately says that someone has perhaps taken a leg or too of it? Is this the reason why, they place a "warning" sign above it? So sorry, it would do injustice to the table if I posted a photo of the table. Instead, what I captured was the actual sign above it......... hmmm on first glance, the table don't look "handicap" to me Location: Marsiling Lane Food Centre

Sometimes we have to be sensitive with such issues...clue: "who is older?"

According to Cesar Millan; we can now tell who is the REAL boss & who is but only a follower....

Do you agree with these two statements:- 1. Save for that rainy day... Erh? How to? I don't earn a million bucks like politicians... 2. Charity begins at home.... How to? When we bring in so many foreigners...

What do you do if your home is a landed property and starts with House No. 1?

Seems like a Christian cross on a tomb stone and the words read: "Beloved Beancurd".... Hmmm.. Beancurd must be the name of the deceased....

If my salary is SGP$1,000/-. And I have two babies to feed. Each baby consumes around 4 tins a month x $50/-. Each baby needs $200/- per month x 2 babies = $400/-. And child nursery fees will go up 20 percent next year.... Hmmm.....

So sorry! This is not Feng Shui. But based on facts. In the past, when cars do not have a third brake lights and the brake light lamps are not very bright.. there were higher incidences of red cars having more accidents. In the past or today, what ever the period; Insurance companies in the west seems to want to charge more if a car is grey in color... I wonder why?

Feng Shui Emporium has several contradictions: 1. All goods are sold as-it-is. For example, when you buy their three-legged toad; there are no warranties to say that after buying it; you will win lottery within 6 months time. 2. Although Feng Shui Emporium has a Complaint Department... it is very difficult to make use of it... Hmm... I wonder... why?

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