Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

What has the Grand Duke & 3 Killings to do with the Compass School of Feng Shui: Eight House concept? ZERO, NOTHING! Nothing better to do? Too free during the recession? Huh?

Did you get your mountain star correctly? Oops!

Which Theory to Apply? Boss?

Never buy a CLOCK as a gift to a Chinese!

My Geomancer told me PINK is my favourable color. MY BOSS AGREES!

Nowadays, eight out of ten Geomancers sell products! Even a Judge said that he was previously CONNED into buying such a product! Where is the SELLER now?

If this present was ever given to China's President... World War III may have just arrived! Never give a Chinese a CLOCK as a gift! Even if it is very valuable or a quality antique!

A "Class One" Mountain star = Safe! Let's home this time round, the floor can support the safe! (or Mountain)

A west facing home may result in family members becoming "suntan". For example, in a high rise with many parts of the home facing west, direct afternoon bringing UV lights may penetrate several living areas of a home!

DBS, There is a reason why, your seat has it's back against a door! We want to see you .... go out, faster!

External Shapes and Forms Feng Shui is very important! Often, if your building does not "suck" your neighbour's wealth, nevermind! Just make sure that your neighbour does not suck wealth from you building! For example, Development Bank of Singapore HQ are squarish: earth building. While United Overseas Bank is tall and thin. Much like a tree or belonging to the wood element. Under the Five elements concept, imagine wood element as a tree with roots. The roots, will gradually penetrate the earth and "suck" wealth from it.

What happens if the world is RULED by bossess who are obsessed with Chinese Astrology.. not your productivity...

Althought there is such a thing as hourly or even "minutes" Feng Shui, ask yourself a question: Is it practical to do so? This BOSS thinks it is practical! BUT, his staff don't seem to think, so... So who is correct?

Is there such thing as an auspicious length and width for a Company Signage?

Selling products are lucrative and BIG business! Remember, Jaws?

"Search and Destroy" Flying star #3 to improve Human (Man) Luck!

In the year of the OX, there will be lots of "constructive" competition! Make sure that you "delight your customer"

Black or white? Dark or Bright? Hard or Soft? Obama or Mclain? Ebony or Ivory?

Hey! We are not counterfeiters! We are the Treasury! Quick! What is the fastest way to accumulate wealth? Call MY GEOMANCER, NOW! To: the White house and Treasury, first!

If Geomancers have their way, the U.S. Treasury Department's new logo could look like this:-

Tell me! What has Feng Shui to do with Lehman Brother's bankruptcy? How come some Feng Shui practitioners use Feng Shui to create complicated sound like "Lehman Brother's derivative products?" It should not be so complicated!

Behind a "bush", someone called out for HELP! Sorry, what do you mean? Elder bush or younger bush? How can a bush "call for help?", please?

Make sure that you service the Queue ticketing system ... else........