Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

Huh? Lucky what? ”Lucky doNO what estate...

A "branded" McDonald's jeans...Cool...

Huh?

Want to enjoy good luck? Lots of good luck! Drink-up! We serve you lots of GOOD LUCK! Location: Pasir Panjang Food Centre

What’s in a number

A wonderful storey of a family going into a new home for the first time

Jail them? No.... The maxim applies: "You stay there, we don't." But this does not mean that we have to do a lousy job!

Maybe one way is to do this....

More likely, please don’t park outside my gate!

What is Snake Oil Feng Shui? 1. Create some spice and pepper (mystic) = publicity stunt to attract the gullible. 2. This will sure to create some attention for some. 3. Bait them and let them come and eat more of such snake oil Feng Shui. LOL 4. Most likely these are the same people who will ask their clients to buy, buy and buy from them. LOL

That’s life!

For sure, the ducks certainly will not be happy about it! LOL

Please don't sound disappointed... this is life! (A Dog's Life!)

No, no, no! It is so small, that I have to literally downgrade! As we need to throw away half of our stuffs! A year before the “downgrade”.. I was suppose to discard many collections! Still there! OMG

Which Feng Shui Master also makes a difference! LOL

Last year, I visited a new client who had stayed in an existing condo for a few years. As I walked past a display shelf, I can't help but noticing a photo of her son with his handwritten words: "I want to be "The Rapist" when I grow up?" I was DEEPLY SHOCKED! Huh? What? As I composed myself and suddenly realised that the son had broken the occupation into TWO (2) words: THE & RAPIST. He should have closed the gap. If so, the word now becomes: "Therapist!" Got it? Get it? Hahahaha....

Coffee with a Long time client and Friend...

Recently, I had a good laugh when a photo with two young ladies tag a photo: This lady was tagged as a Grandmaster. And the other younger lady. Yet many of their clients may be much older then them!

*Note: This is purely fictional* If you got a weak heart or can tear easily... do not read further! Smartest Class Prefect (SCP) : “After I FINE the person who vandalised the lift, I will be fine!” Teacher: “Why and how much is the FINE?” SCP: “ I get a commission from meeting my quota! The FINE is $1,000/- Per advertisement.” Teacher: “Mentally calculating in her head.... and suddenly Fainted” SCP: “Anyone knows why teacher fainted?” Another student: “That’s her part-time job! Can’t blame her! She has to pay the school car park fees!” SCP felt very guilty and also fainted! An update: SCP fully recovered! But sad news w…

Mr X: Would appreciate your comments. I may call for your service once I buy a condo unit. Same Mr X: I did ask you a question on doors facing each other at a condo unit which I wanted to buy. Could you advise on the feng shui implication. Should I buy a unit, then I would use your service but I cannot use your service before buying a unit. Same Mr X again: The reason I am asking the question is due to the fact that I am looking at various condo units to buy a unit and after that the intent was to enlist your feng shui service. +++ Don't impress others .. with the above x3 +++ OR repeating like a

How to tell that this stall has newly opened? Can you tell? Please make a Guess!

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Source & Credit: S'pore property agent's flyer made to look like parking ticket, left on vehicle, called out for being gimmicky The motorist thinks it's not funny.