Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

I am trying to activate my mountain star!

Warning! Strictly for man's eyes only! Hey! Woman! Why are you still looking at this?

Advice?: Don't stand below a durian tree with a durian fruit above your head.

The Water Dragon Classics (600 AD) deals with REAL water and MACRO Feng Shui. Some of the inauspicious shapes found in this caricature are meant for large districts not just a single home senario.

Flower of romance can be of any kind! A water feature to the right side of the main door can lead to roving eyes! Roving eyes of whom? Can be either party! How about placing a mirror (or highly reflective glass surface?) This is symbolic of roving eyes of the husband ... where the mirror is said to reflect on the stove making the home have TWO stoves! One stove for the wife and the other for the "mistress".

Feng Shui is all about water and mountain, right?

Let's all do our part to be GREEN

Let's get married, fast!

Here! It says: “Meetup @ 203”

"We MUST respect our ELDERS!" Multiple choice question:- This is the famous words uttered by:- a. Confucious b. a Singaporean lady lawyer c. President Obama d. Castro of Cuba Answer? = b. a Singaporean lady lawyer (mentor)

In order to buy from me, you must check your element and strength. I only sell to those who fit ...... this criteria... What is it?

Yes! A new oil well...

On one hand, some say that they will make you look good. On the other hand, some say: " If I tell you..... I have to KILL YOU!"

I am considered as a weak water person. And my parents only dress me in : BLACK, GREY or BLUE! GOSH! I am a GIRL! MY favourite colours are RED and PINK! Please!

Let's arrange marriage for our children on 08.08.08! Even Chinese who have been under Communist Rule no longer feel or belief that marriage in the Chinese 7th Lunar month is inauspicious!

Seriously, never do that. As baby’s brain is still fragile. Can lead to shaken baby syndrome! Oh dear...

Cross Island Line...

Actually none! Especially if your boss has become your greatest enemy!

You don't need to be a rocket scientist! So long as when you use the blood pressure monitor and can hear a faint "Five" "five" "five" "five"... this means bad news! Major sickness ... has arrived.. and thus "misfortune" to the family.... If you hear a faint "two" "two" "two" ... this one.. not so bad... still got hope

It should be the Year of the Metal-Tiger! http://www.lovesigns.net/horoscope/astro/mtiger.htm

Maybe this is more appropriate? The fat man should not have more than 2 partners?

If each candle denotes 10 years, it means that you are 10 x 3 or 30 years old!

It looks like this... Please help spread the word: “When the buying stops, the selling came...”