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Interesting: WE BUY JUNK AND SELLANTIQUES SOME FOOLS BUY SOME FOOLS SELL

Few people owe money to a Geomancer!

Who should I blame if I stay too close to this establishment? No one else fault but mine! Oh Why? Did I buy an apartment that is close to this food outlet. Furthmore, several years back a new client brought me to her apartment. Which was directly above a coffee-shop such as this. Sad to say it is not the noise (below) that distrubs, her. But rather; in the day time when the coffee shop activity is high; all the cockroaches from (below) took santuary at her unit: as it is cooler and quite. Thus, no matter how many cockroaches she kills; she seems never, ever to kill all of them...

You really don't want one of these parked outside your (landed property) home! The vehicle's decal screams out loud! YOU OWE MONEY! Is this a modern way to intimidate people to pay up what they owe? Is this a clever load shark way of getting those who live in landed properties to pay UP!

Source & Credit: S'pore property agent's flyer made to look like parking ticket, left on vehicle, called out for being gimmicky The motorist thinks it's not funny.

Now.. you have seen what a honey pot looks like... I mean! WEALTH POT...

Please don't kiss me! I am not pretty enough! Kissing is unhealthy! You kiss me, I kiss him, he kiss her, she kiss who??

Son, you prefer to stay in Bayshore or THE Bayshore? Naturally, THE sounds superior than just Bayshore! So, I will go for THE Bayshore... seems more high class, rite?

LOL LOL LOL ?

Remember: "You stay there, we don't" applies in any advice given to home owners. As it is always so easy for a Geomancer to go to a home. For the next hour or two; dish out advice. Worse! This toilet cannot be used. That room cannot be used. And after he leaves... you are left with erh... "deep-shit" what should I do? Or rather not do!

Spotted at Crescent Road & Jalan Seaview

NO OFFENCE, LADIES... If you still want to look at it... then.....please scroll, lower... In Feng Shui, many homes come under one of the following categories:- Grade A = an unpolished gem. Little enhancement makes a great deal of difference! Grade B = an average home. Certain areas may need enhancements or to neutralise bad qi. Grade C = a below average home. Needs lots of Elastoplast or band aid to fix. Grade F = No amount of enhancement would work! A goner as in gone with the wind. Or Gone case. (Note: In the above, there is no grade D. As an F means Fail!)

What's the big deal? Boy or Girl; so what??

Once a while, a touching promise, always fills our heart and soul! Love at First Sight? Love always? Love forever? Always in our hearts? Promise me? You will always......

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