Caricatures: Laughter is good medicine & more...

When the buying stops, the selling can! This product will certainly be guaranteed to enrich the SELLER! Remember: Before engaging a Feng Shui practitioner, check their website to see if these people sell any commercial products! Don't get cheated by them!

Selling products are lucrative and BIG business! Remember, Jaws?

What happens if the world is RULED by bossess who are obsessed with Chinese Astrology.. not your productivity...

DBS, There is a reason why, your seat has it's back against a door! We want to see you .... go out, faster!

Oh my word! Arguments, confrontations, litigation! #3 in the Flying Star vocabulary is considered as "bad or rotten wood". Let's burn it! (fire)

A "Class One" Mountain star = Safe! Let's home this time round, the floor can support the safe! (or Mountain)

1. The "sweetest" or the most popular words in the English dictionary are: I or me. 2. Do you know that for every forum message (in this forum) that appears on-line viewed by the public, there are approximately 60 percent that were left "UNVERIFIED". 3. This forum is only a GENERAL Advice forum and not a SPECIFIC we do it for you forum. 4. Thus, if the message has to you with "I" or "Me" type of questions, then, it will remain there forever.... At least of few thousands of message are left in that folder. 5. There are some messages that were moved to either the: Sorry, In-depth Review Needed or Samples that were not replied to. In general, these questions should …

So, so sorry! We Chinese believe that red and pink are considered auspicious! Thus, there is NO SUCH THING as a PINK slip for the Chinese! Unless you are giving a RED Packet or Hong Bao for occasions like Chinese New Year, Weddings & Birthdays! White slips or white envelopes are given e.g. during a wake (funeral occasion). Therefore, in keeping with the Chinese tradtion, this company realised it's mistake and, please look at this picture vs the last! Can you spot (ONE) the difference?

I am very, very afraid, that oil from the ground may run out before I retire! Even if my geomancer says oil is still good; my heart says go with AIG! With tax payer's money... what can go wrong? RITE?

Interview excerpts with the MD of the Feng Shui Emporium:- Interviewer: "Sir! Why is the "US" so huge and "you" so small? " MD: "Under Symbolism in Feng Shui, I was told the bigger the fatter MY FISH (which means "US" the better!) While I remembered "YOU" should be small." Interviewer: " Now I understand! Can I ask you a favour? " MD: " Sure! Go Ahead!" Interviewer: " Thanks! In this case, I am asking a refund of $56,000 for all the useless products my wife purchased from YOU! I mean US, no I mean U. What ever "

My Earth Luck = Feng Shui is good = A+++. But his is bad... an "F-grade"

WHEN THE BUYING STOPS! THE SELLING CAN!

Royal Bank of Scotland = Scottish (British) Bank. We are "British" and not American! That is the reason why we have to ask the QUEEN and NOT Obama!

This is a rough sketch of the SITE-PLAN of THE EAST WEST condo...

Does the 666 Organisation provide us with a Credit (Charge) Card? Is there any limit and expiry date? No limit. Yes, the expiry date is equal to the day when we gain your SOUL!

Ground Air has found a niche market! This is the only air-line in the world where you will be glad; that you had LET your mother-in-law or MIL fly with us! Don't be sorry, you did not let her fly with us!

How about four steps? Auspicious or Inauspicious? What do you think?

Many products are sold in the name of Feng Shui.

Oh dear me! so many clocks facing my home! Is Osama rumoured dead? If not, ask him to help demolish the building for me! PLEASE HELP!!!

Volvo ? for life?

A'nt that bad, here, SON! You get to wear your auspicious colour: RED!

She is not only SWEET, She is also CUTE ..... (ugly but adorable!)

Few people owe money to a Geomancer!